We are toy manufacturers.
Maybe too many times.
So it's no surprise that we are the first to realize that the whole sex toy industry is like this now.
This is no exaggeration. -
Some of the toys we 've seen recently know so little about sex or basic anatomy that secret alien invasion is the most reasonable explanation for them.
To prepare you for the upcoming war, we propose ten of the most obvious aliens
Fun toys designed on the market today. 10The Worm-
The first example comes from the field of male masturbation assistance.
Now, you might think that the limit that people can safely put the Dick inside was discovered long ago.
Thankfully, we can assure you that these limits will be blatantly ignored if they are understood: leave your mind behind --
The horror of bending, there are indeed many places to like.
It looks the right size for one.
Basically the right color.
Is there anyone else who doesn't want to stick his penis in something that looks like a second bigger penis?
Oh, yes, many of them.
But let's go back to that idea. The horror of bending-
It is worth noting that Johnson's nightmare world
The king of this long fellow is hidden inside, like the garden of poor souls in the sea nest of Ursula.
Why would someone do this without a secular explanation.
This is obviously the work of aliens who make some very bold assumptions about the anatomy and sexual needs of humans.
9 pieces of anatomy
The challenged HumansSex toy is usually intended to replicate very special parts of the anatomy of the human body.
You know.
But what if you want a toy that can copy more?
Please be careful not to say more.
What you can still put in your suitcase.
It's more of a weird semi-masturbation. person.
You are lucky.
Let's introduce it to you.
Now, don't be afraid if you're a picky madman, because they definitely provide a version of Nikki's knee bent into an impossible position: now, if Nikki is the only abnormal masturbation toy, we can think of it asoff --
Nothing more than the work of a lonely soul, the deep perception of poor, the result of a unique vision of a perfect woman.
But Nikki is not alone. . Meet .
It seems that the person who created these things is not completely familiar with the anatomy of the human body, but has a chilling understanding of the depth of Steiger's madness.
For example, you can see the silent horror. Those splayed-
Chest, unbalanced ass, and that whole
Apparently the work of the alien serial killer.
The 8A Swiss Army knife of the sexual partner, have you ever thought about a pile of invisible body parts? Probably not!
But when some space monster created this damn homunculus, he was apparently working on a misinterpreted anatomy textbook: this is what is called, this is a pixelated mess because
By trying to combine the breasts, vagina, penis and remote control in a tight lump, this is a stark visual reminder that Jack is not a master in all industries.
This is a haunted sex toy platypus. It's like an X-rated game of .
If you want something more elegant and subtle in the market, maybe you will be interested in it.
But, to be honest, you may not be interested because Chokouha is a brick with a key hole in it: this crazy geometric design takes zero real human beings into account.
The only reason to create such a device is to control the population of a planet you intend to conquer, deceive them to grind their genitals into useless things and deflate balloons so that they don't have children against you.
Sex furniture is something no one is clamoring.
If so, we have been lamenting them.
It's partly because such a device looks like a waking nightmare, and frankly, it's too easy to be an effective talk content.
Satyr can't do anything about this picture: Satyr is a huge Silicon stool that vibrates with a hole at one end intended to be shown to "--
It is absolutely impossible to accomplish the goal.
Walk into a person's living room and discover a Four
Leg weirdness allows you to discuss sexy to safe on free and open things.
We 've talked about sex gloves, but something terrible happened to the production line in the next few months, and now the production line has produced a lot of products for the Dick war.
This is a specialized garment that adds 5 damage when fighting against non-armored opponents.
Of course, these may be soft spikes that itch more easily than injuries.
But if your genitals have eyes, they will escape from the undoubtedly Sauna massage gloves program.
An honest personto-
Machines are an invention that can change the world.
Unfortunately, we are still in the "explosion in hangar before takeoff" phase.
This is what is called.
Its crowdfunding, got a lot of high
There is no doubt that it can tear the penis at a dazzling speed.
Putting it aside will only reinforce our belief that it is a device that should never be inserted into the genitals (
In fact, there are very few devices through this important standard).
If you want to mess up what looks like, you 'd better put your dick on a glowing socket.
3 Electric condoms are like sticking your Dick in a light sock, humans have never had the opportunity to inject pure charged regrets directly into their devices, as issurely offers pleasure, called "Electric Eel ", it uses electrical impulses to replace the feeling lost by wearing a traditional condom because its makers apparently think women are low
Voltage current through their hoohahs.
If it does not look hygienic for some reason, it is because it is not hygienic.
This is a sock with wires inside.
However, there is another version that uses condoms and looks as sexy as a dead gremlin. 2This Dick-
Grinding space technology on the surface is a virtual reality toy that creates the feeling associated with any content the user is watching on the screen, but in reality it is just more than one
Festival of hell
This was either built by an intergalactic zoologist who had been disastrous to confuse the words "sex" and "violent castrated" on Earth, or was a non stop to Stephen King
There is no other reason to create a portable pointed washing machine for your Vina.
Our future alien overlords have finally decided to throw all their disguises straight out of their space windows and when you use it they have built a masturbation aid in your body
Because the aliens obviously don't give the answer anymore.
Nothing around--
This is a tube that shoots sticky cosmic eggs into the vagina or rectum (
Or ear or eye socket-
Really, anywhere you point out).
This is to simulate a very specific nightmare, and the end result is that aliens fill the world with their ugly children.