Toys are well-planned investment projects, and the company has spent countless hours developing them in the hope that children can use them to develop memories they cherish throughout their lives.
But sometimes they look like a club.
Monthly penalty shape pad crotch RocketWait, really?
Is this a real toy?
We thought it was Photoshop. it was very disturbing.
Man, this is not a good start.
When we came in, we assumed that most of these things were the result of innocent negligence, but this? ?
His chest is free.
He has a skull in his abs.
Their faces were stamped with their mouths. Why not there?
If the rocket were to shoot out from the skull of the grinning in puni's stomach, it would be terrible;
He's glad to see you now. . . . To be fair, --
Basically a puni transformer. -
We will catch him in the middle. Transformation (
We assume that Frank Castle's ability to transform is not canon's).
Of course, once he completely remodeled the toy, it looked very innocent --Okay, that's it. . .
It's terrible. 14Fr-
PopSo, our second secondary question is whether the person who designed the product for children is very naive, or, if they are a group of smirk masons, see what they can get from the marketing team.
It is shaped like a fake penis.
Well, you can say a lot of food.
But if you lick it
Popular enough. The Fr-
Ooze Pop is marketed to children in Singapore in a voice that repeatedly says "lick it, suck it.
"Maybe they're not as cynical as we are?
Maybe the penis over there works differently?
If so, what is our excuse. . .
13The OozinatorAh, it doesn't look too bad.
Some kind of spray gun, right?
Well, here's a photo taken by Oozinator. . .
A painting is worth thousands of words, which is good, because entering the description of what appears to happen to the child in the picture above on the Internet site is likely to be a felony in all 50 states.
But we say this: it's not water. It's "ooze.
"Believe us, what's worse in sports is that it's the action of the pump.
When we talk about the subject of the jet gun, we think we have to mention that. . .
We really don't see the nature of the Batman water gun.
So what if you pull a plug out of Batman's rectum, fill it with water, then reach out and let him drink water from his mouth?
Who did this on the playground at least once?
Anyway, we want to see what Robin looks like. 11"I'm Mr.
"You can't blame the toy designer for this.
But somewhere, a disgruntled former Jing Le writer is still laughing at him for a day at work, just to be an asshole who wrote this Jing Le :. . .
It was not until it was too late that his boss noticed.
Of course, that's from a simpler time.
Can't say that. . .
BalzacWho on Earth can hear jingle, "you can hit it, you can hit it! Balzac!
I heard the ball bag there ".
Seriously, bring this ad to anyone on the planet who speaks English and they will think that what they hear is the post-90 s.
You can hit it!
You can break it!
I bet you can't break the ball bag!
"The 9-year-old captain is supposed to be Barbie's sister, but in 1975 Mattel decided it was time for the captain to enter puberty.
After countless minutes of research, Mattel finally determined the most realistic and accurate description of adolescence.
Of course, this means that when you rotate the captain's left arm, she grows 1-inch tall and pops up some milk.
Like a real girl!
Apparently, the doll has caused so much controversy that Mattel has never tried something so stupid. Ha! Just kidding!
They have recently started to produce a similar doll, she is a super cute girl except for now!
This should help.
Harry Potter Nimba 2000 Vibrating Broom Hey mom, tired of always worrying your kids will find the vibrator you hide in the dresser?
Don't worry anymore!
This is Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broom!
When many, many wise people make positive comments on the Amazon product page, it's already in the Internet meme space: "When my 12-year-
The old daughter asked for this for her birthday. I was a little wondering if she was too old, but she seemed to like it very much.
Her friends also like it!
They played in her bedroom with this great toy for hours. . .
My eldest daughter. 17)
I like it too!
"Mattel soon pulled the toy out of the market, and a few months ago it signed on a child's toy in the shape of a penis, when it was stuck in the child's crotch
The Wolverine's squeaky hammer yes, it was the Wolverine who went out with his c * to threaten your child.
Let's put it on the table right away.
We realize that a group of you have seen the picture above and removed all the context (
We bet there's at least one person on a message board somewhere who uses it as your avatar).
But where did it come from?
It must be-
Time production mistakes, or deliberately joking, or at least selling some cheap counterfeit toys on the streets of Beijing, right?
No, this is an officially authorized Marvel Toy (
Pneumatic hammer, you're looking at one end of it)
They all look like this.
There is video proof: To be honest, when your child comes home and finds his Wolverine's squeaky hammer deflated, it seems to him that he thinks "Wolverine is dead!
Then the imagination starts to work and he thinks "I can save you Wolverine ! "!
"He picked up the deflated Wolverine toy and buried his head in its crotch and blew all his value. suddenly Wolverine came alive again, he ran into your lovely arms and told you his victory, and you were like "good job, buddy, you saved him!
"Congrats, your child now knows how CPR works.
6Rad repeats tarzan and it definitely has no problem as long as the doll is not moving.
Of course, maybe a rude teenage boy would say that his right hand is a bit like holding an invisible bone.
But when you activate the little pole on Mount Tai's back, magic happens: If you can't watch the video on the computer, let's say that he starts to twitch violently when he cries loudly.
There is no doubt what he is doing.
They really have a mechanism.
After about 100% of the boys picked up the toy, Mattel changed the doll and began to let Mount Tai jump down in about 10 seconds.
We guess it only took a little longer for the owners. . .
In the film "lafski", lafski is a smart baby who is the spiritual advisor to the protagonist Simba.
This setting is carefully created in this toy, or if the positioning of the baby Simba and the movement of the Rafiki character do not turn it into internal organs --
A painful display of child harassment in the animal kingdom.
If it's too tasteful for you
The Internet is fine.
Dora "not dildo at all, guys "? Is it us?
There may be other angles, it doesn't look like a sex toy 100%, but if so ,?
Everything on Dick slide appears on the Internet this huge inflatable "obviously a hole" slide, but no one seems to know where it came from (
"Europe" is as close as anyone to DingTalk it).
When you see it working at your child's birthday party, you'll be completely expecting a SWAT team to pop up: As you can see, it should be part of a big and fun inflatable train that kids can crawl through. But ? Seriously, .
When we were there. .
Pikachu is a prostitute, though. it's Japan, so it's almost nothing. Wait. . .
If you compare the proportion of Ms. picachu's parts to the Dick slides. . .
Man, someone has to pay cash to set these two up in the same event.
1. hang the child's coat on the bear. Asian society super king-
Centric and 3 m decided to take advantage of the colorful clothes hooks prepared for the children to enter the market.
There is a bear, a cat and a frog.
Okay, it's not a big deal until you notice it, there.
The angry Bear said, "Hug me.
"When you see the cat, it will appear, and when he and his prominent manhood say," follow me.
The eyes of the frog closed in rapture and said-wait for it--"Kiss me. "Holy s**t! Run!