My name is Veronica chaos. I'm a clown camping girl.
It sounds like a random string of words I 've just made up, but that means I 've got my life on the Internet performing horrible sex with my dummy Slappy.
This kind of work will only exist in the 21 st century. Therefore, it may be helpful to explain how a person ends a career, because the profession would have their home covered with a stain on rainbow clown makeup and dummy semen.
If you're doing a live porn, you need a gimmick. . .
How can a girl like you end up having violent sex with a verbal dummy on the camera in cash?
"Well, it's a step-by-step career path, just like Leo DiCaprio's character is gradually becoming a liar, and if he's not doing illegal fraud, instead, he ejaculated with a fake mechanical penis.
I started with a normal garden.
All kinds of strip girls in a club, it was fine for a while, but eventually it started to wear on me.
The creative control of my performance boils down to "slutty nurses or slutty female students" and if you understand what I mean, the salary is not that high and the management is not the most professional.
Then I started doing it at home, and then I started the live broadcast, but I immediately found that the girl of aof had the same idea.
On the website I use, there are thousands of girls online at any given time.
You may not know this, but there is a lot of milk on the Internet.
Imagine a huge, seemingly endless ocean, but it is full of milk, not fish, dolphins, sea anemones and the ocean.
But all you see is those floating on the top. -
Most users have never entered the second page of the website I use, and only the most popular girls have entered the first page.
I'm a hardcore Trekkie, so at first I tried to stand out by pitching myself as a "geek girl.
"Because you 've obviously been online for the last five years, you know how embarrassing my innocence is (
It turns out that there is no shortage of women who are eager to live with phase players).
At any time, there are only 10 to 20 people in my "room" and I find my website rank dropping every day.
It's time for something new.
When I casually clicked on the YouTube video, I met a mouth technician and immediately fell in love with the idea.
To be honest, I was really lonely and wanted to talk to someone.
I thought, there is a person who is always around, has no choice, can only listen to me, always say what I want to hear, how good it should be (
Don't judge unless you 've never spoken to your dog or cat ---
It's basically the same).
I jumped in and bought a cute, creepy Crow puppet and I didn't know at the beginning that I was going to hug my fate like a puppet
There are puppet lovers everywhere in the world, and of course anyone can buy a dummy and have it sit on the leg next to her chest ---
Let him talk, that's needed.
I plan to go all the way. So, I have a way.
Book the book about ventriloquism, which is disappointing, not named, and start practicing constantly, on and off camera.
When my regular followers realized that I would not stop the entire virtual activity, they slowly left. . .
But I was pleasantly surprised to see my numbers slowly starting to pick up.
Boring people on the internet--
God bless them. -
I will find out the weirdest things they can find, I am a very professional brand of weird things.
There's no other naked mouth actors at all. -
Believe me, I saw it.
People often pass by, laugh and move on, but the proportion of them that persist is surprising.
This new support encouraged me to take my behavior to a new level, and I began to consider
Personal performance.
But I want a better puppet. -
You can't use the dark Crow in the dark theater-
My memory is lovingly back to my childhood love for thenovels, especially its star Slappy.
I am very happy to find that these years have passed and you can buy fashionable replicas on Amazon because it is just a wonderful and strange world, you guys.
This is when things start to get out of control.
Specific to other parts of the body.
3 so when you make people completely anonymous and allow them to issue orders directly from captain Bonerpants, you learn something shocking, one of the things is, they will ask you to do whatever they can think of, no matter how unsexy it actually is or if it violates the laws of physics.
Anything people see in my apartment, I was asked to leave.
Can you put that water bottle?
Can you get that hair brush off?
Can you do it? . . f****n' . . . lamp?
I was asked to wear glasses without joking.
I don't even know what to do.
It's probably glass until someone shows up-it's just a matter of time.
With eyes open, 74 other tags were opened and casually asked, "Can you find that dummy ? "?
"In the case of this kind of collective activity, you have to understand that in this case you have a girl and any number of viewers, which is a gathering environment.
I'm usually drinking and on this special night I 've put away a better part of a bottle of wine (
I'm sure someone also let me eat * k at some point).
What I'm trying to say is, don't act as if you 've never done something you're not proud of on Sunday morning.
So when someone finally asked me to be a dummy, the whole room was full of encouragement and blood and I was like. . . sure.
Why not?
You know, let's get this straight.
On the website I use, you can promote special programs to people who were not in your room at the time and complete the countdown, so I sent out "Hey, hello everyone, i'm going to be a dummy in 5 minutes and you'll want to see the disace * t "or something equally eloquent.
The response is--
Much bigger than I expected.
All of a sudden, my room was packed with more viewers than I 've ever seen before, and they did want to see dat *** t.
I don't have much choice at this point.
I did what I needed to do.
As for what happened next. . .
Two things began to get strange. . .
Did you wake up in one night and you only remember at the house of art-
The movie jumps and finds itself sleeping next to a person's nightmare?
It was like this the next morning, except that he was a literal nightmare, not a person.
For a long time, I was embarrassed about the show because you expected it, but most importantly.
When you find yourself having a terrible fetish in front of hundreds of people, don't you hate it?
I kind of denied that for a while.
I 've been performing with Slappy all the time, but for months, it's totally a Perah.
It's really awkward, like crazy it would be awkward to go to bed with friends, it doesn't help much with loneliness, and that's why I accepted it in the first place.
"That's great," I thought, "even my dummies won't talk to me.
"That's why I started adding more drama elements to this play, like the music duo ---
To cover up the fact that I suddenly felt uncomfortable talking to Slappy.
But, until things get sexy again, it's just a matter of time, like what happens to a mouth dummy that comes with dildo, my ratings go up again.
The market for this is much bigger than I thought. -
At any time, 10 to 20 people in the room now have hundreds, sometimes even more than 1,000.
To be sure, a small percentage of them are just joking, and when they realize this they run away in horror, but most of them are very enthusiastic about what I do
This means that you probably know someone who likes puppets. f*****g.
Check it yourself.
In order to keep my daily life fresh, I started to write short plays and finally the full text
Exaggerated storyline
One of the favorite things we did recently was on Valentine's Day when I proposed to me.
The entire wedding planning process, the final wedding itself will be completed in front of the camera.
Yes, I learned all kinds of drama skills in "never"
From stage effects to sewing to building props, the pursuit of novelty is over.
The most frustrating thing is probably the bloody blood.
Ejaculation expansion. 1 . . .
If you don't know that there is something like this, it's even more strange that dildo who ejaculate is the staple food of camgirl.
Everyone has one, but I realize it's very stupid for a dummy to ejaculate normally --looking semen (I mean, come on).
At that time, I had mixed my own fake blood for a long time in our duet and short play (obviously)
For a killing dummy, ejaculation fake blood seems to be the most natural thing in the world.
However, it was wrong the first time I tried it.
First of all, dildo first had a nightmare ---
I tried strong glue, tape, everything I could think of, but I ended up crying with disappointment, so it was a problem that no one else had ever had.
I eventually turned to the Internet to learn how to make a custom strap
Put a seat belt on for my mouth dummy because it's just a good time to live.
Then, when the dummy failed to reach orgasm at the hint, I had to rush to change the blood/ejaculation mixture. (
You may think that the same mixture is as effective for the spray of arterial blood as for the large spray load-
This is not the case, my friends.
It can cause mechanical blockage. )
And it's getting more complicated. -
I was drinking all the time when I was in the middle of the night and I was dealing with lights, poses, camera angles and it became very confusing.
I can't rent an apartment without hardwood floors-
Between make-up and c * m, and all sorts of weird stuff leaked out of my actions, I have to wash the carpet every hour.
Still, the weirdest part you'll find is: Although it sounds strange, I 've come to think that Slappy is more than just a real person, but my partner
In fact, I found myself tired of the upcoming "wedding.
"Once, when he got lost after the live broadcast --
The performance of people, I am beyond distressed--
I would be frustrated if a loved one disappeared.
When he showed up at the bar, I said to myself, "Oh, of course, just got drunk and walked away, that's great.
At the end of the day, however, my job was very liberating and venting.
I'm the first one to admit I'm a little crazy. -
You have to do this in order to do this kind of work.
As a "straight" camper, I am not afraid that I can't express my side without losing a customer, but people expect this strange clown girl to be crazy.
I can have a crazy episode where people just think it's part of the show.
With this healthy channel to guide my instability, with this oasis of acceptance of my audience, my life has changed dramatically.
To this end, I will always thank this community of patients and patients.