Do you like snacks?
Do you have any other bad habits?
Of course you know!
Now, have you ever thought about putting your many different non-
What about your bad sexual habits?
Of course you didn't.
Why the hell are you doing this?
That's horrible. Yes.
Yes, I will, and I have evidence. . )
Have you ever thought about saying, "f * k social media dependency? " No?
Have you ever felt this way? Still no?
What kind of pilgrims are you?
Anyway, apparently someone likes to do that because it's damn: as long as you think it's "That's what you think it's ".
"You are no longer bothered by cyber pornography ---
Now you can tie fleshlight to your iPad and interact with the screen in a way you never thought (or wanted)to be possible. What's that?
You want to know how the tablet will handle a fairly large sex toy attached to the tablet and a naked guy, well, sure everything will be fine.
I mean, I used to accidentally tap a link to a tablet with my finger, which, in hindsight, could be considered excessive violence.
But, I have no doubt that your normal iPad can fully withstand the physical stress of the entire iPad
Large human males will go to town on top of it and have no rest almost twice.
After all, why bother them to make this intro video?
It should be noted that in the years before the launch pad became a thing, someone predicted and imitated it?
This is a preview of a similar product designed for Dick-
Docking yourself with your social media wall actually raises some interesting points about the use of the launch board.
Of course, I bet it's supposed to be for porn, though the logistics is really a bit unsatisfactory.
You know as well as I do--
You made a little mental "but I have to hang my neck with a strange angle and the screen is hard to focus on" calculation and don't pretend you don't.
But you know what's going on with porn.
You click on a link and then one thing points to the other and all of a sudden, you become ten tabs for the Nicaragua camel party.
With a device, you can mess up your device and you can mess up the whole Internet.
How long are you venturing outside xxx-
Rating the site and finding yourself laying a pipe on the Facebook wall?
Maybe you will try it on Twitter.
You might even find a hot smell.
Comedy-based websites can rub you in a way that feels so wrong but so right.
Soon, the Internet dependency that you already have is mixed up with a bunch of trash until a glass of tequila --
You'll find yourself annoying Tuesday night.
F * g Breitbart. com. Am . . .
I went too far?
I may have gone too far.
Maybe I should return the starter board to you.
What does not refund mean?
You love beer so much that it makes you so upset that you can't drink beer at a time, your appreciation?
Don't worry, because as you can see in the picture above, there are fucking beer cans here! (
No, I don't know what that vampire is doing there.
Follow the flow, friend, and maybe we will come out of this article in good condition. )
Of course, this exquisite product finally enables people who really love beer to express their love in a natural way (never once)
Expectation: Oh, I think the manufacturer will consider some kind of variance factor in this regard.
"Look, this is just a beer can--
Everyone and their father have people lying nearby.
"In this age of excesses
As naming policies get crazy, even its product names get crazy, and for some reason it's not a giveaway of the actual nature of the product.
Again, beer is not a particularly good choice for humble products.
The only credible place to store beer cans "casually" is the cooler and refrigeratork. a.
When you find yourself suddenly in need, the last thing you want your sex toys to show up there.
Take one of these things to anywhere else and you will have the risk of being caught by an accident or an "accident" and trying to drink it, just find yourself face-to-face with a soft fake meat container and you may or may not remember cleaning after the last use.
Or you might wonder who's in the cloud in the can "they'll never guess it's a sex toy, teehee! " hubris.
He soon found out that companies often frown, so, no, I don't buy it for a second, it's just a "haha"
Ha, no one will know the product.
These things happen to have two target groups: people who want to drink beer, who don't care who knows, folks who buy them for their design value, but didn't realize the inherent irony of sticking their bones to the tally man.
Unnecessary Food
Theme sex toys may be the easiest to overeat in all the bad habits that can become erotic.
The world of sex toys, grapes mature
Seasoned body oil, edible underpants, and other strange food as these things never seem to run out.
In fact, even the actual food ranks high in the grade of sex toys, thanks to the fact that about 80% of the food is for you if you work hard enough.
But sometimes, the average food is not strong enough to meet the sexual needs of the perfect overeaters.
After all, the durability of ordinary cucumbers is limited.
Fortunately, the sex toy industry is already aware of this and has begun to meet dual needs. . .
Well, I actually kind of like that one.
Not only does it have the amazing name "Silent slider", but it also has the proper symbol of a cheeseburger --
In a recent political setting, a shaped silencer was installed on a woman2016 America.
Again, however, it cannot be said. . .
Okay, look at it: that inferior, seven-
Technically, a dollar of s * t may be classified as a gag gift (
"Include a list of 50 reasons better than men! ")
But this did not lift it out of trouble;
It's still a functional vibrator and I'll go to my grave and trust all those cheap --
Ass sex toys presented as a "gag" gift are actually visible, and on cold, lonely nights are more than expected by the giver.
Yes, even that blow.
You gave the sheep to Chad last Christmas. the blow-up sheep.
Still, even avoiding all the toys and becoming a responsible vanilla adult doesn't necessarily free you from stupid food --
Theme sex products hook.
When you ask your partner if there is protection, it is always possible for them to answer in a manic way --
It sounds a little smirk.
Then they started a torrent of uncomfortable jokes about their "pig" and "pork" until they took out: what am I talking about, people, in some cases, A bite is perfectly acceptable.
The two whiskies are very good and have a higher alcohol content.
Look, let's face it: no one has ever had this flavor of whiskey.
No one, no one will ever.
Maybe good Scotch.
This is a different drink.
But when we talk about f n drinks. . .
It's called lubricating oil.
A lubricating oil that is said to taste like whiskey.
Actually, how much of the mess God that made Whiskey Dick screw up here is impressive.
There is a product name and you will find that it is exactly the opposite of the happy Bonner era that may require lubricating oil.
In fact, someone wants you to mentally connect a strong wine to the mucosa of your crotch.
Some people say that whiskey is a good taste for lubricating oil, or that the lubricating oil actually needs a manual taste.
Who blows with lubricating oil? Mummies? Is this a butt-to-
If so, how does the taste of artificial whiskey improve this?
No, guys, no.
There is one reason for the existence of Whiskey Dick, one reason is: provide
For hardcore wines that can't make a choice between bottles and connections, this is a standard whiskey.
This is a cynical product. I'm impressed.
1 CockpipeAs is related to the presence of weeds in most products, and surprisingly, its role in the field of sex is so small.
You can buy a pot, of course.
A vibrator or condom with a leaf pattern, packed with "420" from every appliance store on Earth, but most assholes tend to be unlucky with "looking at men, I love smoking marijuana-themed genital terror.
That is, unless they invest. OK.
I know how the product works and I can see the schematic diagram.
This is a Dong sleeve with a small tube, so you can smoke while you are. (
Dang, I promised myself I wouldn't hit that one. )
I even got a little logistics of smoke-
Thanks to the support of the product website (
Ridiculous NSFW)
Although I personally suspect that 90% of people will use this thing.
Poke your eyes.
However, I really have a few questions about the meaning of this matter, because if I see a product screaming "of course, you can have some of my collections ". . . "This is it.
Heck, even if you use it with full, mutual understanding, the possibility that it actually improves oral sex is around jack ** t, unless there are some cannabis varieties, otherwise I don't know that this will keep you up with the pace as you throw more and more stones and keep up with you.
Also, as you may know, the way this pipe works is to heat the bowl with a lighter before you breathe in.
This means that Cockpipe encourages you to bring an open fire in your partner's neighborhood, while also paying attention to pleasing those areas.
When you get more and more stoned
Somewhere, the Smokey Bear screamed something incoherent about the forest fire and grabbed its crotch.