Statement: I'm not serious.
Anyone who knows me will spit out thousands of creative insults to me before boarding the "prude", and even then they may misspell something more interesting.
However, sometimes when I sit in front of the fire in my smoking jacket, sip Scotch whisky leisurely and browse through the latest issue, I think that as a society, I think too much about it.
I mean, I like to see atas as much as the next guy.
But one thing is that things that should be good and sexy either stop being and evolve into excessive
Cthulhu is a harmless and interesting engineering mutation device for local fish.
For example: 5A10 cyclone SALook, everyone knows that Japan will appear in this list in one way or another, so let's get rid of their predicament first, OK?
It's named industrial vacuum cleaner, and it's too bad if it doesn't look like the scale model of industrial vacuum cleaner either.
It was introduced as a kind of "sex appliances" to the unwary world, which is what businesses say about "Yo", which is a Hoover and you can finally end up without having to be in the emergency room!
"But despite the bad business,
Like the outside, let's not rain on this thing right away.
A lot of sex toys look stupid;
What is important is their function.
With this in mind, a good lady who might really be happy to have her image always connected to the matter gives you a quick look at the inner tool: Yes, in that humble Shell there is a true, fast-spinning electron grinder whirlpool ready to rotate over and over again
Brush any and forget all the chicken bars nearby.
I think it can be seen as a good thing if you like
Want to polish your pole, but it's too much for those who masturbate at will.
Oh, because Dong
The Flaying tornado machine only gets 6 points on Japan's crazy sliding scale and Cyclone also has Bluetooth enabled so you can have it move in sync with the gameby-
Super Bowl competition last year.
Why are you doing this?
I don't know because I'm not thinking of paying $300 for a customizable Dick Sander.
The time of the spray is a special spray that some women experience in their neighborhood, when they why should I explain this?
You know what I'm talking about, don't pretend you don't.
Marcus London, are you a porn star or villain in Jason Stanson's movie, is the same special person who designed an algorithm, let any fool touch the female genitals in a "guaranteed" way, paving the way for the Ladypart hose-down.
He called it, I don't know, it appeared in the shape of a watch.
The actual watch is only part of the timing system.
They appear in the form of a 200 mb password.
Protected guide, you can download from the product page after purchase.
There is Mr in this book.
The site describes London's ultimate manual technology in a way that makes me feel that I am not qualified to discuss it, for fear of someone, somewhere being hurt internally by misinterpreting my words.
Here, let me explain to the website: Yes.
Basically, it's all about the memory manual, and that stupid watch is just the glorious traffic light of your hand of action.
I'm not saying the system is totally worthless.
Its purpose is to bring happiness, and some women on the record say that these orgasms are actually quite powerful.
What I'm saying, however, is that no matter how amazing mr.
London's hand is probably the worst way to use his technology for a damn watch.
If you can't see the problem here, try wearing one at the next bone time to sleep and sneak a look every 10 seconds.
Unless your other half really hates Rodeo, I promise it won't take them two minutes to press the pop-up button.
At the beginning of 1990, when "network" was a word that no one laughed at, the hovercraft would certainly arrive on any day, and the world was introduced the concept of "Network.
As a general term for long-term scientific research
Distance f. g. , it is not only the most accurate description of the computer's history, but also the best excuse for more in-depth research on the computer.
After more than 20 years, the hottest technology in the field of remote boning is a kind of technology called I guess, if those scientists who saw it in the early 1990 s, they might give up, instead, choose to find a cure for cancer or whatever.
LovePalz consists of a male and a female unit that you can insert into your respective computer.
Then you find them, and they basically react to anything that happens to other units, thus creating the illusion of screwing a piece of plastic in some way more meaningful than usual.
I can continue to talk about the specifications and tactile achievements of this product, but come on ---
This is not what you really need to know about LovePalz.
What you need to know is how they look when they are in operation: Hahaha!
Isn't this the cutest thing?
One of them is stirring.
Everything else failed.
What carefully dilute the product website (
But the user took the initiative to speak out)
This product is also used in your own emerging art.
Think about it, it's totally 98% of all the possible reasons anyone can buy this kind of thing.
After all, cloning technology is.
Nevertheless, it is possible that at least one or two of them were sold to those who actually used them for the benefit of each other.
There is no way to say the same. . .
As you may have noticed from previous entries, I tend to believe that at the end of the day people just want to try to screw themselves as hard as they can.
I realized it was a rather heavy attitude and I would be happy to adjust it. . .
If it weren't for things like them that kept proving me right.
You may have heard of Glance in January when it debuted under its original name.
In one fell swoop, it succeeded in combining the worst aspects of all of geekdikry's fields: It was designed for Google Glass, and by actively promoting the sexual aspects of its name, gives the platform a huge middle finger, and its whole point is the face
Change the person you're looking.
Because whether they admit it or not, this is the point at a glance (
They can't because for a company that is said to be cool, Apple has some serious problems with sex).
When you make an app where the main point is to exchange views with another person, you know exactly what it will be used.
They even hinted at the same amount on their website: pay attention to Camembert-
Just like the stench floating in your nostrils, because it's a smell of sand.
Well, this, or the stain smell of your partner, play a harmonious tune with your own point of view and enjoy it through their Google glasses.
Will you cherish this image?
Because this is not the image I want to cherish.
Google your pie.
Glass ass in my living room.
If you're not happy with what adults think --
The butt man dragged himself up and stuffed himself in a giant rubber faucet to kick and walked away now.
I heard there is a good article about rabbits next to this article. Still here?
Being a human being is a prisoner of your impulse.
We can discuss wine and discuss what we want about the French philosophers, but we are basically still animals with the main evolutionary instructions for fertility.
Still, we're sure we're trying to be something else: for whatever reason, at some point in history, our brains think it's cool to watch others screw, this is true in every area of innovation.
This is why we are getting bored and willing to try.
Hell, I know a lawyer myself.
We all have our innocent little secrets, even if one day we will be defeated by some passing alien fleet for your decision.
The problem is that occasionally someone's special interest becomes so complicated and over-thinking that they are as far away as ordinary sex and taxes.
Think about it, a tribe of fetish lovers living in the darkest jungle of the Internet.
They are free from the idea of eating or being eaten by someone or something, and often both the diners and the people who are eaten are represented by Sweet Cat women or dragons with breasts or some breasts.
Well, these guys also have sex toys: It's a divine mother of the "head nommer", ahahahahahahahahahaha ball, and I can't even laugh at it
Manufacturers talk about a big game about "drooling"
Fragrance lubricants and saliva pumps, and anything that delivers ambition in the circle in which your highest dream is given the role of hentai, but come on ---
That thing is obviously the huge artificial vagina on your face and the best thing I 've seen in a week.
If they have such ass versions, I can cross out six names from this year's Christmas shopping list.
Oh, and the dragon thing I said before.
Sadly, it's not finished yet, but more sadly, it looks like it will be finished in the end. You're .