Hi!
Welcome to the Internet where everything that can be used for sexual purposes has been used by our genitals.
To a terrible extent.
But the same thing happens in turn: You think a lot of products are the exclusive domain of your products --
In fact, some areas are used in some surprising practical ways.
So next time you appreciate the toy series in the sex dungeon, take the time to remember that. . . 5 K-
Y Jelly makes the movie Magical, you are on the movie set, the director hands you a bottle of lubricating oil and orders you to apply it to the terrible latex --
Coated monster in the corner
No, you're not the kind of porn with contracts. slave --
Those days have passed.
Now you're just making a scary movie. K-
Your grandmother's favorite lubricant, Y Jelly, is the standard tool for movie effects.
There's a lot of subtleties and No. so-
But one of the sex supplies you may not have noticed is a veritable K-ocean.
It took Y Jelly to make the film.
Everything from puppets to people is covered with a thick layer of boneslube.
If you were scared of xenommorphs when you were a child, you might be relieved to learn that their disgusting toxic drool was just some special effects guy who dumped a tube of K-
It's mouth.
Now let's think about it. you may not really feel at ease when you hear this.
But it's not just.
Remember the glowing neon lights
Green Blood franchise?
This is not a post.
Production effect--
Is a simple combination of K-
Liquid in jelly and fluorescent sticks.
The glow soon disappeared, so they kept the K-
To keep the magic of the movie.
At John Carpenter, almost all the monsters are at K-
Y, make the movie look very wet.
If something in the movie is sticky, sticky, scary, it could be K-Y. Hey look, K-Y --
New slogan for your advertisement!
You can thank us later. Via cash. K-
Y is also an essential product in the makeup artist's suit because it is made and. K-
Y is so common in the movie scene that it will even be used when common sense is otherwise stipulated.
Kate Winslet's role is coming to an end.
They went through so much that Winslet's mouth was dry and they not only gave her a bottle of water but also put K-
You are on her tongue and spit her saliva on those perfectly arched, evil eyebrows.
If it's not a weird niche fetish to spit on Billy Zane, it must be hell now.
You have a big date tonight, so obviously you brought protection.
But just as you are about to go out, a quick mirror check shows that an ugly pimple destroys the artwork that is usually your face.
You sighed, reached your hand into your wallet, ripped the wrapping paper, and started wiping the condom on your forehead.
There are several provisions above: 1)
It should be a condom with shoelaces.
This lubricating oil should contain detergent.
You must have bought it outside the United States. S.
But if all of these conditions are met, then the anti-acne agent can help eliminate acne.
Benzammonium chloride (
Or, when its mom gets angry)
Used to treat acne.
It is also one of the world.
Although benzammonium chloride is no longer sold as a detergent in the United StatesS.
It is still used for this function in many other countries.
This explains why acne can be cured in 2008.
Well, either that's it, or it's the predator they dress up as Halloween.
By the way, you may remember in a past article that the active ingredients were also from the 1920 s to the 1950 s.
Ladies, you guys think it's over to spray the oven cleaner on the crotch!
3 The turtle that the vibrator heals constipation finally happens: Your mother walks around your closet and finds your gold collection --
Plated vibrator.
It happened to the best of us.
Before she could cut in, you said loudly, "No, you misunderstood!
They're not for me. -
It's the turtle who gave me constipation!
"In a sense, you are telling the truth. (
In another sense, you are not at all. )
Let's be real: shit is great.
At least it is not terrible in the sense of not being able to poop.
However, this is a common case for turtles, who often eat debris at the bottom of the tank.
This means a lot of small, hard-to-digest pebbles.
If enough rocks are consumed in a short period of time, they are stuck in the intestines.
If stupid science would read our email, it would be called rockbiter's colon syndrome, or at least it would be.
For a long time, surgery was the prescribed treatment for this blockage, but in 2011 a veterinarian at an animal hospital in London came up with a different solution.
Instead of cutting the animals, they improvise
Invasive treatment:
The idea is that thathelp breaks down the particles formed in these unfortunate creatures.
Massage constipation is not an unheard of idea. ---
But because the shell is hard, it is impossible to massage.
So the vet tied the strap and probably started betting because dozens of turtles were vibrating in the lab like Puck.
Two condoms for gun care you are a WWII soldier about to attack a muddy Nazifilled trench.
You look around and look at your companions whose weapons have been beaten because of the dirt, water and debris on the battlefield. But not you.
You won't die here today.
Because you're ready. You have . . . a condom.
No, you can't give in to the Nazi war machine--
You want to protect your weapons. Yourweapon.
During World War II, the United StatesS.
The army fought on three fronts. -
In Europe, in the Pacific, in their pants.
Sexually transmitted diseases are a huge problem, and the army is starting to distribute condoms to GIs and promote them with Donald Duck, everyone's favorite sexual authority.
But not everyone uses condoms for their own purposes.
Some clever soldiers no longer wrap them up with their love guns.
Dirt and water entering the barrel is a huge problem for soldiers as it can cause the mechanism inside to malfunction or rust.
Condoms are widely distributed by troops afraid of VD and are an easy and effective way to keep barrels clean and guns in working condition.
Rifles wrapped in Dick's costumes help soldiers carry out amphibious missions without worrying about damaging their second-most important shooting tool.
The technology was re-used during Operation Desert Storm, this time for sand rather than dirt. Virginia-
During the Gulf War, the condom-based company Safetex sent was used as gun protection, and there was a lot of talk about the use of condoms in American GIs to prevent sand from entering guns.
But this is not their only alternative: Condoms are often used in the entertainment world, not as you might think.
When bad weather strikes, rubber is usually wrapped around the microphone to be waterproof.
This is the standard emergency waterproof practice of the BBC and can also be used.
They should only be used on the microphone for your reputation.
Write a secret letter 1944 with semen, this time you are a British spy.
Oh my God, it really makes up for your mom's time to find your dildo collection, right?
Spy stuff anyway: you need to send a message to your contacts, but you know it will be intercepted by the enemy.
They can detect invisible ink. What do you do?
What will Jason Bourne do? What woulddo?
Then you have the answer: you start masturbating crazily. It's true --
A British secret spy weapon is making it.
It turns out that semen is.
Like other invisible inks, semen can't be detected when it dries, but it has a big advantage over its competitors ---
It does not respond to iodine steam.
Since iodine steam during the war is the main detection method for invisible ink, writing code in semen means that even if a message is intercepted, its secret is likely not to be leaked.
At least for a male spy, it is rich, convenient to transport and always available.
Female Spies may prefer to take risks with iodine.
The technology was actually used on site and only one defect was found on site ---
Unique smell.
While the fresh "ink" apparently did not smell bad, a spy in Copenhagen kept the jam in a jar, causing his letter to "stink to Heaven ", and was told that "new action" is required for each bulletin ".
"Fresh action" can easily become our favorite WWII slang for bumps, beating "do your part for war efforts" and "lose soldiers on the bottom Beach ".
"Oh, the man who found that semen was invisible ink?
His name is Cumming.
History: This is a gift given constantly.