The theme of the day is spicy bites and naughty slaps.
It's not our theme. it's kids.
Our theme for today: Post
Carb rolls on separate furniture in the living room.
I patted the mat and said, "you can sit on the sofa with me . ".
"I'll rub your head.
The husband refused: "No, I like to see you on the new Shafa. " Bedtime.
I argued with him about who had more sexual dreams.
I insisted, "I will . "
"No," he said. "The one I told you the other day, the one with that one. . .
"It was three weeks ago," I reminded him.
His hand limped down from me.
Our bedroom was immersed in a dark atmosphere of failure. Midafternoon.
The girls were taken away temporarily by another parent.
Play date.
My husband and I gathered in the bedroom.
His hand is back.
I remember I had a deadline.
I read a sex toy catalogue carefully before going to bed.
Her husband reads art magazine.
I showed him a charming Murano. glass thingie.
"Tell me it doesn't look very good on the coffee table," I said . ".
He stared at me nervously and said, "we don't have a coffee table . "
Weekend afternoon: Eyes of Disney Princess-
Put the candy in the DVD player and slip casually into the bedroom.
No lock on the door.
The husband blocked it with an antique Cedar case.
"That's my grandmother's," I said . "
Husband rolled his eyes. "Helpful.
"Somehow a child, using an overly eager German Shepherd as a lever, gained access.
The husband retracted a naked trembling ball of a thwarted desire.
"Why are you snuggling up with dad?
Because you're married?
Ask the child.
I said, "things like this . "
My husband and I only talk about homework, yard work, office work and lost coffee filters.
But I found him looking at my tush.
"I think you're sitting on a magic marker," he said . "
Kate Winslet's sexy dream. Mine.
At the same time, the husband dreamed of drowning in the swimming pool at the parents' meeting.
I asked him if he had enough time with himself in the shower.
Another dream: I'm playing a mini game this time
Michael Douglas was on my hips while rehearsing for the chorus and trying to sell a contemporary house full of rotten meat.
I told my husband this dream.
"Is this exciting for you? " I ask him.
He laughed again, then coughed again.
Back in sextoy catalog.
I went to the site and put fun gadgets worth $300 in a virtual cart.
Then I went back and forgot my shopping cart.
The husband took a long bath.
I blinked at him when he showed up.
"I'm in the toilet," he said in confusion . ". Jackpot. Kids at school.
I'm still in bed.
The husband climbed his wife's mountain with victory.
I said, "I didn't brush my teeth . "
"Brush this, baby," Hub said . ".
After a hysterical laugh, we started talking about business.
The parent unit scored 1 point and the dog enjoying the performance scored 1 point.
The child was bu on her husband in the bathroom. shower.
He grabbed the towel frantically.
It was too late: the child saw the goods and rubbish.
The child woke up cheerful, no scars, normal performancem.
Shtick: "Good morning. Pancake!
The husband is not happy either.
Still trembling in fear due to the bathroom incident, nervously accessing the children's psychology website online.
Visit the hardware store.
Door locks are better than sex toys.
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The anonymous mother is a writer in Berkshire.
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