Sex toys have been awkward for a week.
During Etsy's privacy lapse, countless users were publicly exposed to manual dildo enthusiasts.
A few days later, it was reported that the Russian post office had sent a bomb team to inspect a suspicious buzzing package. -
Only to find a vibrator inside.
(It's a sensational killing now: your sex toys are shipped to international news, and all you get is a depleted battery.
) Vibrators, such as tampon, stand out among women
Terrible scene of public humiliation.
As you can see in women's magazines, people have a real desire for these stories ---
Blame it on masochism or gloating.
So, I sent out a phone call asking for first-hand information on sex toys that women's faces turned red for all the wrong reasons.
Of course, the results are interesting, but they also reveal that no matter how mainstream sex toys are, they are still the main objects of shame.
They may have migrated from the shady adult novelty store to the Walgreens near you, but these inches of silicone still have great shaming potential.
Anne, 26, took one of her vibrators when she spent a week sitting on a dog for "a very sweet family.
"A few days later, the sparkling heat-
The pink toy is gone.
Assuming the dog took it away, she turned the whole house upside down and couldn't find it.
A month later, she met her wife at the grocery store and said how charming their neighbors were ---
What a lovely place to support your family!
"She just gave me a funny look and said to 'yes, I think so too, but you won't believe what someone threw into our yard!
I don't go into details, but there are some patients in the world!
"No one likes to be labeled like this, but at least in Anne's case she was not exposed as the culprit.
Most people are not so lucky.
Just last weekend, Laura moved to a new place, psychiatrist.
Wrap up her bedside table and close the drawer.
During long distance transportation, 34-year-
The old man said, "My battery
The vibe of the operation was knocked down and opened.
The movers took my vibrating bedside table upstairs and said, "Well, something happened there ---
We will give you a minute to solve this problem.
Then, with a red face, I tried angrily to remove the shrink wrap so I could go into the drawer and turn it off.
Rebecca, 63, once hid her vibrator "one of those giant wands" in a closet.
One day she went home and found the apartment upstairs on fire, she walked into her room and found "every piece of furniture, plus everything in my closet, was transferred to the center of the room by firefighters--
Except for the vibrator sitting alone on the closet shelf.
"Go to hell with the vibrator ---let it burn!
"They seem to have left this little thing behind," she said . ".
Kate's story happened during her college years when she visited the laundromat with her roommate.
"I unfolded a piece of paper before I threw it in, and a blue" rabbit "vibrator rolled out and slammed onto the floor," 30-year-
I wrote it in the mail. "Hu-miliating.
"Of course, there are a few attractive people standing by to witness the whole thing.
She wrote: "I was deeply moved into an oral age of gender feminism, so when I was totally humiliated, I was like 'Haha!
That's the place to go!
And immediately covered up the embarrassment.
But eight years later, it still hurts.
"I know a young woman with a honest and confident personality, and when she accidentally stumbled upon her vibrator with the man she slept with for a few months, she felt ashamed, which is--
What do we say? -
Obviously not cleaned since the last use.
This is a man whose face has been between her legs, but her face has turned red and she is very sorry to see the vibrator she used.
(Pay tribute to him: he looked at her and asked, "Don't be silly, why do you apologize for this? ") sex toys are also mature.
"Ken" wrote, "back to college, my wife and a group of her friends planned to go to Florida for spring break.
Sadly, one of their friends ("Gwen") had to cancel.
"To further punish Gwen, they took her vibrator on vacation and took photos at different tourist attractions.
"It's like The Adventures of a little guy in those gardens, only better," he said . ".
Gwen was frightened.
"Of course, embarrassment is more than just the owner of the vibrator.
Jane, 41, says she's eight. year-
One day, the old man walked into her home office and offered to give her a neck massage.
Her "blue G-
"Rotating Vibrator at full speed ".
He so insisted that she gave in and said, "after he found out that he had massaged his mother's neck with his own vibrator, I had already started saving up for the treatment he needed "---
Then a busybody reporter wrote everything.
I guess it's not surprising that the vibrator still has the power to transform.
There is also an outdated but familiar stereotype that lonely old virgins use her Hitachi wand to get together with a few dirty cats.
Just like sex toys can challenge men's manhood, one still thinks of a bunch of double toys
The battery in the woman's bedside table shows that she can't find a real man.
On a more basic level, masturbation, perhaps more important than sex, is full of shame ---
We rationally know that it is not important for most people to do so.
Sex toys are our basic motivation. -
It is precisely the part we struggle most to escape from the world.
No matter how many times the New York Times reported about sex toys Tupperware parties in Central America, this is unlikely to change. And --
If you allow me to ride a feminist horse for the time being-
Crazy girl-
Esque ephemera over the past few decades has shown that there is still a way to go before women fully embrace their true sexual self and pursue their own happiness.
However, it is refreshing that even in our time of overexposure, a ridiculous little pastel toy can make women blush.
It turns out that some things are still private and it's a little sweet-and sexy, too.