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Unidentified male: appearing on the happy Bihar show, more of the impact of Chris Brown's controversial debut on Dancing With The Stars.
Dance star Cheryl Burke, a victim of abuse, was furious at Brown's appearance.
She will share her story here.
Then the Teen Mom 2 star Janelle Evans was photographed in a row with another girl.
But is it a big plan to make money from videos?
In addition, Prince William and Kate Middleton will not wear a wedding ring after marriage.
Is this a problem for the royal couple?
More from now on.
HLN guest: Hello everyone.
I'm Robin kuivers sitting in Bihar tonight.
Chris Brown's performance on "Dancing With the Stars" has caused quite a bit of controversy this week, in his latest long, angry speech at ABC's "Good Morning America"
A professional dancer on the show was outspoken about Brown's appearance.
Cheryl Burke went through a relationship of abuse as she grew up, and she detailed these abuses in her book dance lessons.
She joins us now.
Welcome Cheryl.
Dancer Cheryl Burke Dancing With The Stars: Thank you.
Thank you for inviting me.
Thank you for being here.
So, you're not happy when you hear about Chris Brown's reservation?
Burke: For me, from what he's been through, it really reminds me of my abuse and my relationships in high school, and I'm very sensitive about it.
I wrote it in my book.
I just feel like a woman can really relate to my experience and I just feel like, you know, people shouldn't ignore what's going on.
QUIVERS: Right.
So, can you tell me something about what happened to you in these relationships?
Burke: Well, you know, I just went through two paragraphs of verbal and physical abuse.
This is the case--
You know, it's hard for me to control.
I come from a divorced family.
I was sexually abused when I was a child.
I feel like it's got me into an abusive relationship, and I don't know what I'm worth and what I'm worth to myself.
It's just a hard time in my life.
Are you still young? These were --
I was very young. I went to high school.
Trembling: you hear more and more that high school girls are in this relationship with domineering and abusive boys.
How far has it gone with you?
I mean, it's far away.
This is what I did throughout my high school career.
It becomes dangerous to abuse and I feel that my life will be at risk if I don't go on.
Trembling: So when you see those photos that Rihanna and Chris Brown posted after spending the night together, they might hit you in a place that didn't hit everyone?
Yes, it will definitely hit me in a sensitive place.
I mean, I would definitely associate this with seeing these pictures, and the pain that she might be experiencing.
But I have experienced
It's not a great feeling, it's not something that people should take lightly.
Trembling: Well, you know, it's funny, I heard the story of them trying to reconcile when it all happened, I think, oh, no.
This is the worst thing that can happen.
In the end, they did break up and she filed the charges and issued a restraining order.
But just recently, she agreed to lift the ban because she said it was a personal matter and she did not want to continue to have an impact on his career.
I can understand.
In my case, I can only bring it back to myself. You know --I went back --
It's really hard for me to get rid of my relationship.
I feel that in my life, I am nothing without that person;
That person makes me feel this way.
I'm totally out of control.
You know, I understand why people end up returning to abusive relationships, and obviously the best thing to do is get rid of that relationship and talk about it openly.
Now he has--
He did whatever the court asked him to do, and, arguably, he had served his time.
We're all thinking, what do we do with this guy?
He's still nearby.
He has a career in music.
He's still being interviewed.
He is "Dancing With the Stars ".
How long should he be able to answer questions about what happened two years ago?
What should we do with him?
Burke: I think it will always happen in his life.
Again, when I write this book, everyone will ask about my experience.
As it happens, you know, he's in the spotlight, he's a very talented musician, you know, yes, he has his career.
But people will always doubt and question this.
I think you have to know how to answer this question if someone asks it.
Trembling: What do you think of his antics of breaking the locker room and throwing chairs in Good Morning America?
I mean, personally, I'm not there, but I guess I'm just being asked this question ---
I think it should be better to be prepared to answer this question clearly.
Trembling: he seems to think that people are robots and they should only stick to the topic that the press release says they will talk about, his album, where all these songs come from.
He is just not ready, life will bring you some changes. BURKE:Right.
Of course, you need to be prepared for this.
Now that you have started your life, do you have a better time in relationships?
Or do you find this still following you?
Burke: No, I'm sure it's the case, I'm looking for treatment and I'll probably be the case for the rest of my life.
It really helped me get rid of the pattern of dating abusive men.
Really, I 've been single for a year and a half and it really helped me find who I am.
I have more respect for myself.
So what do you tell young women when they ask you this question?
Burke: Well, I told young women that the first thing if they encounter a similar situation is to talk about it openly and you are not alone.
I think a lot of people-
You'll be surprised to see a lot of people go through abusive relationships and they don't know how to get rid of them.
I think being able to talk about it with family or friends will really help you get out of the woods and really see what you really deserve.
So you should avoid silence. -secrets.
Burke: avoid silence.
If you are a friend of the victim, I think you should call the police because it can be very dangerous. QUIVERS:Ok.
And life threatening.
I'm glad you're here.
Video: Thank you.
Trembling: I hope you stay there because your dance partner Chris Jericho will join us after our short break. (
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Trembling: it was Cheryl Burke and her dance partner, Chris Jericho, who joined ABC's new season of Dancing With The Stars.
Chris is also a professional wrest wrestler and author of undisputed. Welcome Chris.
Chris JERICHO Ko, the "dance with the Stars" Player: Yes.
So it looks like you have some nice moves.
Have you ever had a dance class before?
I learned dance lessons from Cheryl Burke.
This is all you need at this point in time.
I took part in this competition without any action, but she was a great teacher.
Cheryl Burke, dancer with the Stars: No. Believe me.
QUIVERS:Really?
Oh, my God.
You're a great teacher, kid.
She is a great teacher.
However, he is a good student. he is a good student.
JERICHO:She`s --
She is a dancing jedi. she is a dancing master Yoda. I like to call her.
Trembling: It's great, you have to be very excited because now even the president is changing the time of his speech so he won't compete with you.
I think he just wants to watch our show.
He is a fan.
I hope he is a fan of me.
Jerichoko: I think he's looking forward to seeing jerichoko take a quick step.
Oh, my God.
So now you're fourth in the race?
Jerichoko: Yes, we were first in the second week.
Ranked fourth overall.
So this is a good place to start in the middle-
The high part in the middle of the package, then proceed from there.
Do you need to find a place to go? JERICHO:Yes.
Do you feel good about this position?
JERICHO: Yes, I mean, my career is based on low expectations.
So I'm really happy because people say, wow.
I can't believe how light your feet are.
But to be a good wrest wrestler, you have to be down-to-earth.
So there's a lot I can use in Dancing With The Stars, and you don't think about it right away.
So how do you choose?
How about partners, how do you pair?
Good question. I mean-QUIVERS:Yes. JERICHO:Yes. BURKE:--
This is my second lucky partner.
JERICHO: lucky.
BURKE:Lucky 11.
You know, the producers paired us up and they did a great job, you know, I think the cast was great.
The pairing is always dynamic. I think we will. -
We are a good couple.
Jerichoko: It's almost like the first time you 've been a spy for the stars ---(CROSS TALK)
Is that the case? JERICHO:--
Because they won't tell you who your partner is.
They won't tell you who else is on the crew, nothing.
QUIVERS:Really?
Jerichoko: So the first time I saw Cheryl was the first--
You know, the first time we met was in front of the camera. -(CROSS TALK)BURKE:Yes. JERICHO:--
When I found out she was my partnerI scream. -
I'm like a 13-year-
Old girl at Justin Bieber's concertCheryl.
Trembling: you must have gone back and watched all the dancers. do you have any choice? -
Or do you know, I want this, I don't want that?
To be honest, I swear to God that I really want to get Cheryl.
Because she is the person I know the most from the shows I have seen, she has a high reputation and I know she has been working with athletes all the time. QUIVERS:Yes.
Jerichoko: Well, where is everyone, so when I walk in and see her there, oh, first of all, I'm happy because I--
She is the best and I know who she is. QUIVERS:Right.
JERICHO: that's good.
Trembling: Well, she has entered the final three times and won the lens ball trophy twice. JERICHO:Right. Yes.
Do you feel stressed?
Because if you can't win, it's not her.
Oh, yes. Yes.
Well, it took my stress off. JERICHO:And --and --
If we win, it's because of her.
Burke: anyway.
You can't win--
I can't win. I can't.
I won anyway, so it's okay.
Yes, I will--
I will ride on the tail of her dancing coat if necessary.
But is there any pressure on you?
Jerichoko: You know you're under pressure because when you're asked to do the show for the first time.
Are you kidding?
"Dance With The Stars "?
I mean, can you think of something more terrible, especially when you 've never done it before.
But once you get into it and start to feel the vibe of it, it becomes very addictive.
Now, just as there is pressure every week to do better.
I don't want to let her down. She`s --
As long as she is satisfied with it, I am satisfied with it.
I don't care what others do.
So there's a lot of pressure other than yourself. QUIVERS:Right.
Jerichoko: But once you 've had your first week under your belt, it's like, okay, I see.
Now we understand.
And he's a good performer. QUIVERS:Yes.
He's a great performer, you know.
So I'm not worried about that.
He gathered the crowd there--
Yes, he is a ham.
Yes, he is a ham. But --
But I wrestled in front of 70,000 people but never danced.
This is the first dance ever.
As I said, once the first week is done, it's like a huge relief.
Dance, you know, the judges didn't say I was the most annoying thing ever, they were actually very positive. BURKE:No.
Jerichoko: Yes, you know, it gives you a little bit of confidence and we're gone.
Baby, the game has started now.
Now, Will You Dance? -
Of course, you're watching everyone before you dance.
But after you dance, are you still watching the other players there? JERICHO:Yes.
Yes, we all support each other.
JERICHO: I mean--
Trembling: Are you kidding, you have no secret desire for someone to travel, or--BURKE:I mean --
Broke a leg?
Jerichoko: Yes, we're just going to dance and before we go on I say break a leg and she's like you should say?
That's the term, you know, in the show business.
You said good luck.
You said good luck.
I never say broken legs. It may happen.
You're a dancer.
Yes, what we need for the dancers is our legs.
Jerichoko: Obviously, like you said, we all respect each other because you have a lot of courage to do the show in the first place.
After the first few weeks have passed, you start looking and say OK, that person is good, she is good, she is better.
So, like, you know, there's a little bit in the heart, like drawing some battle lines.
But to be honest, we are really proud of everyone.
Even the first person to be fired this week, DJ Mike Catherwood from Los AngelesA. , --BURKE:Right. JERICHO:--
I am proud of him because he did better in the second week than in the first.
That's what you can ask.
But he is not a competitor.
JERICHO: Well, he's funny, you know. He was funny.
He competed in the humor department.
In the humor department.
He's right. He was quick. Yes.
So we have some surprises this season.
You know, people were surprised by Kirstie Alley. -
Corsty Lane. JERICHO:Yes. QUIVERS:--
Ralph macchoo and how well they danced. JERICHO:Yes.
Trembling: Kirstie has been under a lot of pressure, and she even joked about her figure.
But George Lopez, you know he left when he started, I think it's a bit far away. -(CROSS TALK)
I heard about it. But Kirstie`s --
I mean, she did a very good job and she had a good attitude.
We became good friends with her.
Yes, the two of us.
You know she is. -
I can't believe what a great dancer she is.
I mean, she has--she got moves.
Yes, this girl can do it.
Jerichoko: I think the thing about George is--
George is a comedian. he will listen to the joke. QUIVERS:Right.
JERICHO: But sometimes I think you might think I'm going too far.
Kirstie is the type she will fight back.
She won't--
There is no doubt that she is not a shrinking violet. QUIVERS:Yes.
But don't you think that women, dancers and women in the show are always getting more attention than men? Don't you think?
Oh, of course.
I mean, my weight a few years ago.
Your weight?
She is like a branch. BURKE:Right. JERICHO:Yes.
No, but it's hard, you know.
Because first of all, we don't wear anything on that show. QUIVERS:Yes.
I mean, small. -
You know, oh, no, she's a few pounds fat and people call me fat.
Just like you can never please everyone, you just need to ignore what everyone thinks about you and focus on your career and work.
Jerichoko: But the situation is even the same for those guys.
I was going to have a cookie in the dining room the other day and I don't know, it could have a direct impact on my ass.
Trembling: Yes, well, you still have to wear tights after all this is over. BURKE:Yes.
So you have to worry.
Yes, you don't wear a tuxedo.
But you know what? chemistry --
But I want to go. QUIVERS:--
Chemistry is a big deal when you dance.
Sometimes things go on when you have this chemical reaction.
How about you two?
Well, he's a married man. JERICHO:Yes.
I love his family, his wife and daughter. They're so cute.
Yes, the most important thing is manufacturing--
Make your family comfortable, you know. BURKE:Right.
But our chemistry is very good. BURKE:Yes.
Jerichoko: I don't want any other way.
We always joke about each other's cases.
We are like brothers and sisters.
Have you had a good time?
Jerichoko: Yes, yes, we had a great time, but we also had a great time leaving at the end of the day and meeting the next day ---
How long do you practice?
Now, about four to five hours a day.
But it's just because we only have one dance.
When we do two dances, it doubles. JERICHO:Yes.
QUIVERS:Really.
Jerichoko: We also found that it's not time, it's not time, I'm going to do 12 hours, 12 hours.
This is a quality problem.
Sometimes we rehearsed for an hour and left. You know it's good. I think we did it.
It all depends, you know.
You know, sometimes we have to take a step, and it may take you an hour. BURKE:Yes.
JERICHO: two hours, two hours, four hours, a few days to study.
This becomes the crux of the problem.
For me, having something every week is like a sticking point. I can`t get it.
So you have to solve this problem. But --
But you really-
You really have to concentrate because you don't have much time.
What is your favorite dance?
Now, a quick step.
JERICHO: fast step.
Because that's the highest score.
Jerichoko: this is Robin's highest score on the fast step right now.
Oh, great.
More on the road; sit tight.
Unidentified male: Janelle Evans is next to star in joy behar's show, Mother Girl 2, where she is photographed fighting another girl.
But is it just a big plan to make money from videos? (
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Trembling: I'm back with Chris Jericho Ko and Cheryl Burke, two stars of the new season of Dancing With The Stars.
That kiss.
That was the kiss.
Everyone wants to know, do you have a tongue? You were there.
Do you know?
JERICHO: But what do you think?
I mean, I don't know.
I won't doubt it.
Kir section: Kirstie may be trying to give the tongue there.
BURKE:For sure.
Queivers: Well, we're talking about chemistry, have you seen what's going on this season, or who do you think it is?
Jerichoko: Well, I mean it's a season where you rub against each other when you stay together all day, travel around and barely wear anything.
So I think there are some singles on the show together. -
Sparks are flying, I'm sure. Why not? BURKE:Yes. Why not?
Why not? Go for it.
You know, everyone is handsome and talented. -
Yeah, there's hot girls, you know. -QUIVERS:--and muscular.
You know, I always say--
It is always called performance.
Just like it only lasts until the end of the show and then who knows. We`ll see. (CROSSTALK)
Well, we know.
We watched Cheryl get some nice gifts.
It's just a gift.
Yes, it's not a joke.
During the Ochocinco season. I don`t know.
Burke: A bit more.
Jerichoko: it put pressure on me.
I have Subway sandwiches every day. That was good.
This is good.
JERICHO: good.
It's also a double so it helps.
Trembling: What do wrestling enthusiasts think about your participation in "Dancing With the Stars?
Jerichoko: I think they were a little surprised at the beginning.
Now that I 've been here for a couple of weeks, they're starting to support me.
Wow, Jericho did a great job.
It's really cool for me to do this, and this is the first time WWE superstar has taken part in "Dancing With the Stars ".
So I'm a pioneer.
If I hear once again that football players are always doing well, it's time for me to commit suicide.
Yes, some football players will do well, but wrestlers are not the same as any other form of entertainment.
We are athletes and we are show men.
This is one thing I brought to the table.
This is a trick to perform in front of a live audience.
There is a lot of balance and weight distribution in wrestling, and the feet are light.
So there are some similarities.
It is arranged in one way.
JERICHO: Of course it's arranged.
You are learning your daily life just like you are learning wrestling competitions.
So I think after this season, if I continue to improve, you will see other WWE people appear on the show and be welcomed. QUIVERS:Ok.
Now tell me who your competitors are.
Who are you most afraid?
JERICHO Ko: Like you said, now for me, because the game is too early, it's just my own performance and it's my biggest competition.
Let me have a rest. I want my name.
Tell me who you look at, and then you go. Oh, he's doing well this week.
Jerichoko: Well, you said Ralph did a good job, Christie did a good job, Heinz Ward did a good job, Chelsea Kane did a good job and Romeo did a good job.
This is not my cowardice.
Look at the score. QUIVERS:It is.
First Ralph--(CROSSTALK)
Trembling: where is wrestling? -
I'm taking you down.
JERICHO: I took them all.
But first of all, I have to finish my own work first. Right. BURKE:Exactly.
JERICHO: There are three this week.
First of all, I mean, come on.
So, when we go in the third, fourth, and fifth weeks, we'll wait and see.
Then you will see the pretender of the competitor. How was that? That was good.
This is a bite.
JERICHO Co: pretender from competitor, this may be T-shirt.
Shake: Well, you guys look great.
Happy to have you here.
Video: Thank you.
Thank you for coming. JERICHO:Yes.
You can see Cheryl and Chris in dance with the Stars.
Jericho: team car-richo.
Trembling: 8: 00 on Monday night. m.
At 9: 00 on Tuesday night. m. on ABC.
We will be back in a minute.
Unidentified male: Next in joy behar's show, Mother Girl 2, Janelle Evans was photographed fighting with another girl.
But is it just a big plan to make money from videos? (
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Welcome back.
I'm Robin kuivers sitting in Behar.
The star of MTV's hit show "Mama of girls", Janelle Evans, was brutally beaten on tape by another girl.
Let's watch the video. (
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Now, we hear new allegations that someone is fighting, maybe even Janelle, making a lot of money selling this video.
What kind of message is this sending?
What is discussed here is Robi Ludwig, a psychologist and nursing contributor.
Com and Noah Levy, senior editor of contact weekly.
"Okay Noah, is it possible that this video was sold for money, Janelle got it ---
All of this is a setup in order to get some money and name recognition?
Noah Levy in weekly contact: I really think anything is possible in this case.
Obviously, if she's really paid, I think we can bet she doesn't have a college fund for the kids.
You know, let's just say that. (LAUGHTER)
I don't think the child can go to college. LEVY:No.
Maybe she just went to the liquor store and bought some new jeans.
I'm not even sure what she's going to do with the money.
But it seems that these girls are really famous, they are famous for doing a lot of negative things. QUIVERS:Right.
So now we have another situation, and there is another allegation that the first girl who pushed Janelle into a fight with another girl might have sold it and made $45,000. So --
I mean, but who paid for these tapes?
Levy: I think those who are eager to know the story.
I mean, everybody. -
You have to understand that this is part of our pop culture and everyone wants to know it now.
These girls are basically the new gwynys Paltrow.
I don't want to say it, but I just said it.
This is what everyone is talking about.
People are not as obsessed with movie stars as before.
Now it's about reality TV stars, but it's about teenage mom reality TV stars.
This is the difference now.
Robi: Why is "teenage mom" so popular?
Psychotherapist robi ludwig: I think the audience really agrees with the people in teen mom to some extent.
"What we know about reality TV shows is that viewers like fame and prestige.
Especially the audience of teenage mothers, because they think that maybe they can quickly become famous like these people on the show, which is what they really want.
So, in other words, these are role models?
They may not be positive role models, but they are?
Ludwig: Yes.
This is the outrageous thing I can do, I can be negative, this is the way I can get my own TV show, I can get written instructions, I can be famous to make money.
So, you can't really blame these teenagers for watching this show and say, oh, this is my way to fame.
They are the same as me.
I know girls fighting has become a sensation on Youtube.
We have been fighting these battles on the Jersey coast.
I think what we're going to say is, as outrageous as possible, and then you can become famous and rich?
Ludwig: it's being strengthened and it's also changing the landscape that our teenagers are looking.
They are almost numb to violence and just see it as a way to get attention.
Levy: You know, I really think that if you have a fight in high school, junior high school, elementary school, in the school yard, everyone will fight for it, see.
Now, the difference is that we have Youtube and we have everyone take pictures of their phones and send them everywhere.
We have a website that will show it immediately.
For all the negative things we want to see, we get instant gratification.
Ludwig: but we send a message out there and it pays off.
If there is no reward, if people are kicked out of the show at the moment of their arrest ---(CROSSTALK)QUIVERS:--
Now fighting from the Jersey coast. LEVY:Right.
Now we also see big star Charlie Sheen being rewarded for bad behavior.
This has become the norm at this point.
Ludwig: We have never seen actors because they are doing very well.
Do they have talent?
Charlie Xin is very talented.
If we choose to see different actors according to their performance in their personal lives, we will not see a lot of people, you know, we will not pay to see a lot of people because we are not looking at them.
But you know, there are rumors that CBS is talking to Charlie sing about bringing him back now.
So it doesn't have the negative impact you expect. LEVY:Exactly.
You know, Charlie Xin got a lot of attention and he also got a lot of money for all the people who work with him.
If this is true or not, anyone will hire him in a second.
People like negative attention, you know.
In the past, it was a right of way for celebrities like Whitney Houston or Britney Spears to fail.
Now, it's a way to sell albums, a way to sell movies, a way to get new TV shows.
But it depends on who you are.
Because there are some people-
Just as there are no stars in Song Fei Chuan, his stars are fading? QUIVERS:Yes.
Michael Richards.
Michael Richards.
Ludwig: You know, he said a few things that are not popular on a racial level, and basically, that's where he ends up.
You haven't really heard of him.
So I think it depends on the stars, how popular they are, how well they have done. (CROSSTALK)
Trembling: Mel Gibson has not been welcomed again for his antics on the tape. LEVY:True.
But what I'm trying to say is that if you're young and you're sexy and you screw up in public, you make a lot of money.
That's it.
You know, I think it's sad that they think everyone can do it.
If you're looking at young girls like Janelle, you're going to say, well, I'll do the same, not so many TV shows, not everyone will be Janelle.
As long as they have a child, they have no income or fame.
Ludwig: that's what they don't understand.
But it's teenagers, right?
That's what we know about teenagers.
They are impulsive, they don't make good decisions for themselves, and that's the danger of these TV shows.
Let's at least balance and let some people follow the example of teenagers.
You're right. you're really right.
Unfortunately, it's not--(CROSSTALK)
It sounds like a snooze trap to me. (CROSSTALK)
Levy: It's a bit boring. Anyway--
Trembling: Well, what is the result? -
I have heard that all those involved in this battle have been arrested.
LEVY: Girl, Janelle and another girl, Brittany (ph)were arrested.
They were released and they were still fighting.
It is said that the battle is of course for one person.
It seems to be more with teenage girls.
It doesn't seem like the last time we heard about Janelle.
She will always be by your side.
Yes, because everyone is thinking, does that mean she's more valuable to MTV? LEVY:Yes. Of course.
We're talking about advertising.
LEVY:Of course.
Now, let's say they're not thinking about bringing her back.
It's a strange decision not to bring her back, but if they don't bring her back, she'll be picked up by someone else.
You know, in the next few years, when her dispute is a little less, she may recognize a product because people talk about her, and people will buy the clothes she wears. (CROSSTALK)
Oh, my God.
I just don't understand what happened.
Well, we like extremes, right?
We like to see extremes.
We like to read stories that don't know the results.
That keeps us interested, right?
This is a story we don't know how to end and we like to play odds games.
This keeps us curious.
This is the full appeal and strength of reality TV.
Give me a soap opera with guidance.
I don't want to see these people ruin their lives on TV.
Ludwig: But you're not being targeted.
I see. LUDWIG:Right.
But in the end we all see bad endings in these stories.
You know, that's why people like to watch TV.
They want to know what will happen.
But it is also certain that people like to make a comeback.
If you were Charlie Xin, you messed up and next year if he was completely clean and sober he did a good job and people would love the story as well.
So there is a positive.
Ludwig: of course.
Trembling: OK, let's wait for Janelle's return. Thanks.
We will be back in a minute. (
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Prince William, who will marry Kate Middleton in less than a month, has decided to break the modern tradition and stop wearing a wedding band.
Now discuss this with me and the rest of the story in the news is comedian J. B. Smoove.
Jay Thomas, actor and host of Sirius XM Radio.
Leslie zemikis, writer, producer and director of the Burly Q behind.
"So, Jay, isn't it always suspicious when a man doesn't want to wear a wedding band?
Actor Jay Thomas: I think he's the same as his mother.
What does that mean?
She's not wearing a seat belt, so--
Oh man.
Thomas: you can eat after tonight if you want. You can --
Because I can't use it after that, okay?
Yes, very suspicious.
I think the whole marriage is terrible. It`s too much --
It's about marriage. it's about women. I really don't--
He's not even inside.
Like a typical lost groom.
Yes, I don't think they will succeed. I really don`t. QUIVERS:Yeah?
Is that your prediction? Leslie.
Performer Leslie zemikis: why does he need a ring?
I mean, obviously everyone knows he's married.
She's the only one who matters. -
She should be annoying. this is the most important thing.
That's what I said.
Who knows he's married?
He doesn't need a wedding band to promote his marriage.
Yes, everyone will know.
Comedian JB Smooth: He's a prince.
First of all, you are a prince. some people don't need a ring.
King Prince, and the pimps.
These three guys are like being excluded from wearing a ring.
They don't need a ring. (CROSSTALK)
They are all on the same level.
You're running things. you don't need a ring.
Thomas: But you know, if you're doing something traditional, like he's going to be king, she's probably the Queen, you're doing all the traditional stuff, the ring ---since --
You know, for 1,000 years, especially in the UK, it means a bond that they use as a sign and everything else.
I don't know why this guy doesn't wear a ring. Strange.
His father hid his.
In fact, he returned to the royal tradition.
Charles wore a wedding ring, but the royal family did not necessarily wear it until then. ZEMECKIS:And (inaudible)nontraditional.
In fact, her family paid so much and as a couple they also paid.
I think they want to be more modern. (CROSSTALK)
And King Henry VIII had a lipstick ring on his penis.
Shake: this is a rainbow.
Do you know? (CROSSTALK)
First of all, we all know that Snoopy dog is making a wedding ring.
You can't wear a ring around Snoopy dogs.
Are you kidding?
You have to calm down.
Smoff: you must be calm around Snoopy dogs.
You can't wear a ring on your finger. (CROSSTALK)
I said, don't try to use this as your argument.
Well, Prince William won't wear a wedding ring or wash it in your home.
We are talking about the most sad thing.
It's sad, I know.
Trembling: What will we do if we do not? (LAUGHTER)
Thomas: My wife is taking out her Princess plate right now.
Trembling: keep going, tennis player David Ferrer lost his composure in Miami's semi-final and threw a ball at a crying baby in the stands.
You can't do that, Jay.
Even though the ball is not close to the baby, what's going on with this?
I mean, it's certainly not appropriate for a child to go to a tennis match and cry,?
Look at this idiot. Look at that.
Okay, you know, it's not bowling.
You see, people always take their children to inappropriate places. QUIVERS:Yes.
Thomas: I saw them at the cinema, the theater, and I complained.
And they said, well, you know, we have every right.
If you can't afford it
Nanny, you can't let people who take care of your children go out and don't want them. QUIVERS:OK.
What about the baby on the plane?
Thomas: don't do that. (CROSSTALK)
Thomas: I remember my kids and I were driving to the restaurant and they were screaming in the back and I said to my wife, we don't go out for dinner.
Don't joke anymore until this little SOB goes straight.
We haven't taken him to dinner for three years.
Trembling: when I grow up, the car will turn around and go home.
Thomas: of course.
You have not affected others in this way. (CROSSTALK)
SMOOVE: The good news is that this guy has issued a warning.
Do you know what I mean?
Looks like he's justinaudible)
For the baby's head
He said, do you know? -(CROSSTALK)
Thomas: if you yell at the tennis tournament, they will pick you up and take you out.
This is the case.
You can't make noise.
They are shitting people before they start the game.
Thomas: Why are you bringing a baby, a baby?
Not a child, a baby.
Go to the tennis tournament?
I saw the baby in the horror film.
This is just the least suitable place, you know. (CROSSTALK)
Restaurant.
You know, babies don't like to be stuffed into chairs and floors for two hours when you eat.
That's why you have to give your child a little brandy in the bottle. Right?
Give me a little and they sleep.
Not a lot of people, not a lot, just a little bit.
Do you have any more parenting skills like this? (CROSSTALK)ZEMECKIS:--
It will backfire because it can excite them. (CROSSTALK)
Thomas: I want to say to my wife, hey, it looks like he's a little cold and we need to dump that Benadryl on him.
Brandy is also good for colds. (CROSSTALK)
Rub some brandy on the baby's chest.
We learned something here today.
Everything was run by brandy.
That's something in the South.
That's what we do in the South. (CROSSTALK)
Next, you heard about Rebecca Black. She`s the 13-year-
Her song Friday caused a stir.
"Miley Cyrus is attacking the feeling of teenagers and it should be harder to say that it is an artist.
You shouldn't just put a song on Youtube and go on a tour.
What's going on with JB?
Of course, it's hard.
You have to have people logged in.
There are a lot of computers outside, you know, and they have to log in.
It's hard, of course, but never bother others.
Miley, don't argue with anyone. OK? (CROSSTALK)
Trembling: Shouldn't it be harder to make your dad already in the entertainment circle and be able to walk into Disney studios?
Do you know how easy it is for her?
Are you kidding?
ZEMECKIS: it should be more difficult for everyone, but this is the world we live in. (CROSSTALK)
Yes, it feels too bad. (CROSSTALK)
Rebecca Black won't make a penny.
I read the other day that she might have made 40. They had--
Trembling: This pair--
How old is she, 13?
But with a 65 million click rate, maybe she made £ 40 on iTunes.
The song is terrible. You know --
I think her PR guy might say, Miley, what do you need to say, you know. (CROSSTALK)
Do you think this is reasonable?
Thomas: What idiot.
This is ridiculous.
Everyone has enough success. (CROSSTALK)
Justin Bieber was made on Youtube.
So this is a place where people are found.
He is a very talented young man.
We all went to Youtube and nothing happened.
Zammikis: I have 80 million clicks. I`m trying.
Like what happened? (CROSSTALK)
When we come back, more pop culture.
ANNOUNCER: The "Happy Bihar Show" next week is "Women's Week ".
Joey comes back from the holiday and talks with Kate Gosling, Star Jones, Eva Longoria, Sheri Sheppard and Caroline Kennedy. (
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I came back with my panel.
Believe it or not, Alan Hale, a Republican congressman from Montana, opposes laws on drunk driving because he says they undermine the entire lifestyle of small businesses and his state. Take a look. (
Start Video Editing)ALAN HALE (R)
Representative of Montana.
: These drunk driving laws don't do any good for small businesses in our state.
They're destroying them.
The pubs and barns in these smaller communities link people together.
They are the center of the community.
I assure you there are only two ways to get there. -
Either you get a lift or you drive.
I promise you they won't hitchhiking. (END VIDEO CLIP)
JB, is that a fool's joke of April?
Smooth: great (inaudible).
Best of all, he's drunk now!
This is the interesting part.
This guy's been scorched. Look at him.
Come on, that's drunk.
I knew I was drunk when I saw it.
The guy was scorched.
The tie is loose, I tell you. He wiggles (ph)a little. (CROSSTALK)
This is here, this hand is here (inaudible)
That's the drunken move.
You want to make a point. this is not a point. you want to make a point. That`s --what --
Drunks do this, they do. (CROSSTALK)
Are you a liberal?
I think you're a libertarian, Jay.
No, I'm not true.
I'm from the state of Luis Anna and we have a lot of laws and we have 1,500 daiquiri stores across the state.
Yes, drive-through.
Thomas: about five years ago, the State Council said, wait, you shouldn't drink and drive.
Then why are you driving?
Through things?
He was an idiot. he was kicked by a horse. (CROSSTALK)
It's like a dog dress him.
SMOOVE:Exactly.
He's an idiot. That`s all.
This is how they get together in the local pub. (CROSSTALK)
He is the owner of the tavern.
You know, right?
Yes, that's what I heard.
We hurt his business by not letting these people drive.
Thomas: I think the gas in the faucet hurt him.
I mean, it's stupid.
I mean, he must have been kicked by a horse.
What do you think will happen?
I think they will sue him.
SMOOVE:Exactly. (CROSSTALK)
I did say someone should follow him home to see how he got there.
Finally, the classic 70 s TV show "Wonder Woman" starring Adrienne Parry was restarted on NBC. -
Here she is in all her glory.
Leslie, what do you think of that suit?
Zammikis: how is leggings?
I mean, the original one had little shorts. You want to be--
If you're going to be a superhero, a color wolf, what's your leg?
She's Amazon's Wonder Woman. Why is she--(CROSSTALK)ZEMECKIS:--
Whatever they want to do, retro and PC. No.
She's supposed to be a hot girl running on the street.
Thomas: when you're chasing someone, there's a dress on your chest, it's like running in a hat.
You're afraid of hats--
She's not afraid of one of her breasts--
You can put them in.
You can put them in. (CROSSTALK)
Thomas: Will you take them in like that? (CROSSTALK)
You don't have to hold them. (CROSSTALK)
She is a wonder woman.
These are not problems for her. (CROSSTALK)
There is also a stealth jet.
Show that person something.
That's what I said.
Take off your leggings, put on a swimsuit, and put on a small swimsuit. (CROSSTALK)
Show a man something. Wow. (CROSSTALK)
ZEMECKIS: there is such a structure in those costumes. (CROSSTALK)
Do you think she can catch up with Linda Carter?
Will this be useful?
Thomas: What is the standard? Linda Carter? (CROSSTALK)
She started acting a few years ago.
Linda Carter, the great actress?
She is a wonder woman.
Look at the two of them there. (CROSSTALK)
You want to open your legs (ph).
Linda Carter is a great bedding salesman.
Isn't she selling a mattress now?
I think you blew them up, those mattresses.
Thomas: There's nothing to live up. (CROSSTALK)
Trembling: Maybe the new Wonder Woman has the problem of rubbing her legs together, which is why she wears leggings. I don`t know.
Thank you.
Zammikis: she will have a rash.
If you're in New York, grab J. B.
Smoking at Caroline's house tonight to Sunday
Leslie's Behind the Burly Q made her debut tonight at the show time.
DVD released in April 12.
Tomorrow, when I sleep on Sirius, Jay Thomas will replace me.
I'm Robin kuivers.
Good evening everyone.