I have a little secret to tell you: Walgreens is a sex store.
Well, this is not a real sex store.
But you know what they say, and if it looks like a duck, it squats like a duck . . . . . . I was going to get some anti-allergy medicine, but I was distracted --
In fact, I was very distracted when I started noticing an interesting pattern.
First of all, there are all kinds of "private massagers" here ".
"Quiet and powerful" in beer and skittles"
The color worth seeing.
Multiple Surface versions with charging capability.
It looks like a "Comet Massager" related to Pixar space creatures ".
The little guy even lit up.
If you use your feet, there are foot spa and foot massager.
Or if you want to massage other parts, you can try the "soothing five sports mat massager ". " Saddle up!
A massager comes with a heater, several of which have a variety of interesting nubs, bumps and edges.
That's not the back massager.
Various lotions and potions are also placed on the shelves.
Travel size massage oil in the scent of Bali Moonlight, Malibu Sunrise and Paris Twilight.
(No, I don't know what flavor these things will have ).
Then there's lubricating oil-
Warm, tingling, soothing, and "flavors" like pina colada and cherry ".
My friend, if you don't know why you want a lubricant that smells good and tastes good, you miss it.
In practice, there is an air revitalizing device (for those marathon races, you know );
A machine that makes a sound to the ward
A roommate or a busybody neighbor;
From indigo night to the beach bungalow, there are candles in every scent, which is the ideal way to light (who doesn't look good in candlelight? ).
Seriously, you can set up the whole scene just one stop at this place.
They even have handcuffs, nylon ropes, brushes, hot wax and digital cameras if you want to get real Randy. No pressure.
Just in case you forget carried a bit, they have a lot of braces, stabilisers, and hot cold packs.
You can also find muscle relaxants, painkillers, and nutritional supplements.
Of course, it's also interesting to use these things in action . . . . . . The choice of condoms . . . . . . Holy Smoke!
Tropical Twist fun.
Of course, they have a variety of "ganmei" flavors and colors.
One is even equipped with a vibration ring.
The best part is the upper side of the condom selection-Band-
AIDS, acid resistance and joint relief items.
There's only one aisle from here . . . . . . Blood Pressure Monitor, Red Bull and power strip.
It's clear that Walgreens knows what their customers are doing.
My favorite packaging so far is strawberry intimate gel.
It says sugar on the label.
Because, of course, good sex does not lead to tooth decay and weight --gain.
It also claims "good for your skin" and comes with a "note"free grip.
"Their URL is probably the best part: www. stayswetlonger. com. Yup.
The point is that all of this is around the corner of almost every family in the United States, which makes me understand why I want to tell you all of this.
It's easy to improve your sexy IQ in your life.
Pole dancing classes are not required.
All you have to do is pay attention.
Everything you need is within reach.
So there is no need to worry that your admin will open the package you sent to the office.
You don't even need to summon up the courage to go to the store in the warehouse area where there are all the neon lights in the windows.
You just need to stop at the pharmacy.
Personally, I am very excited.
I like anything that will make it more interesting for me to go to the pharmacy. . . Jenny Block is a freelance writer based in Dallas, Texas.
She is the author of open: love, sex and life in open marriage.
Her work appears in Rebecca Walker's "a happy family" and Andrea Buchanan's "This is a girl: a woman writer about raising her daughter.
Visit her website at www. jennyonthepage. com.