Are you breaking the law?
When it comes to sexual expression, exploration, and happiness, you may be a criminal, not even aware.
Both in history and now, some of our closest moments have been punished by law. And —
Don't you know? —
The cake is from America.
Although countries around the world feel guilty about trying to control our sex life, the United StatesS.
There are more laws regulating sex than all European countries add up.
We should thank our lucky stars for executing them is another matter.
Sex toys are banned in some states, such as Alabama.
In Georgia, sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal.
Flirting is prohibited in San Antonio, Texas.
Oral sex is prohibited in Indiana.
Anal sex is banned in Cincinnati, Ohio.
In Washington, D. C. , sexual places other than missionaries are illegal. C.
It's illegal to sleep naked in Minnesota.
Leaving aside the law to protect minors, most people will agree that the government should not tell you what to do in the bedroom.
As President Bush said: "In our free society, people have the right to choose how to live.
"It seems to me that it is their own thing for agreed adults to do in their own bedroom.
But I think we should have a good laugh instead of bashing the government for the need to stay away from our private affairs.
Who knows you will be put in jail for any of the following? . . . .
Don't get caught kissing when it comes to uckup, you may need to check the time. —
If you are in Idaho, you are not allowed to participate in any form of public emotional presentation for more than 18 minutes. —
You have five in Iowa.
Time limit for one minute.
But when you think it is illegal to kiss more than a second if you are in Halethorpe, MD, it is eternal.
Talk about a challenge!
Many laws simply raise the question: "How will they achieve this? " Seems that H. L.
When these are passed, Menken's definition of the teachings of the Lord is "an unforgettable fear that someone in a certain place may be happy ":-
An old law in Alabama prohibits men from trying to seduce "a pure woman" by temptation, art, deception, flattery, or marriage promises ". "—
State law prohibits any "private sex" between adults ".
"However, we have to give them credit, at least to make this law very clear.
An old Florida regulation states that two people cannot commit "unusual acts" together, but what does that mean, without specifying it! —
An old California law says it is illegal for either party to reach a climax in the foreplay.
Just in case you're tempted. .
You know, there are things you never thought you 'd do.
But to pass any of these laws, one must assume that someone somewhere actually tries to do one of the following;
Otherwise, some politicians have too much time in their hands :-
Florida has made sex with porcupine illegal. —
In some townships in Kentucky, you can't marry the same person three times. —
It is illegal for Minnesota men to have intimate sex with live fish. —
If you are a member of the Nevada Legislature, you cannot do business in penis clothing during the meeting. —
In North Carolina, it's illegal to have sex in a cemetery.
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Wooing made a mistake as if it wasn't hard enough to find a date! Pick-
Be careful, artists. . . —
A woman in Fort Dale, Tennessee.
Can't call a man for a date. —
If their car is driving, male drivers in Detroit will be banned from "peeping" women. —
It's illegal to sing a serenade for your girlfriend in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
Even married couples don't feel like getting married is a ticket to heaven.
Obviously not. . . —In Oblong, Ill.
, If you're fishing or hunting, it's illegal to have sex on your wedding day. —
A man in Ames, Iowa, holds his wife in bed and cannot drink more than three swallows. —
Alexander, arritz.
Once the husband smells sardines, garlic or onions, it is forbidden for them to have sex with their wife.
(Interestingly, all of this was once considered spring medicine! )—
The husband of aureliddell.
, Swearing during sexual intercourse can be fined, but their wife can say whatever she wants. —
An old Florida law prohibits a man from kissing his wife's chest.
Laws that lack real logic these laws just speak for themselves :-
In Mississippi, men cannot seduce women because they promise to marry them. —
While as many as 120 men can live together in Pennsylvania, it is illegal for more than 16 women to do so because it may constitute a brothel. —
In Utah, it is illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65. —
Even if a husband and wife have sex, they must wear clean cotton pajamas provided by the hotel. —
There is a law in Florida that says it is illegal to bathe naked. Obviously Un-
Ignorance is happy in these laws. . . —
In New York, women in "body-hugging clothes" cannot be seen. "—
An ancient Mississippi decree says men cannot be sexually impulsive in public.
You know, if you're thinking about it, any of the following things will cause you trouble. . . —
If you are unmarried in North Carolina, you and your loved one register as "Sir"and Mrs.
When you stay in a motel, you are considered a husband and wife. —
In the state of okhara, if you are arrested for soliciting, your name and photos will be displayed on TV. —
For men in Washington state, it is perfectly legal to have sex with animals, as long as the weight of the animals is less than 40 pounds. —
It is illegal for a man to shoot in connasville, Wis.
When his lover reached the climax—
Make love in a walk
Wyo Newcastle is forbidden to use in meat freezers.
More freedom than we realize, whether you believe it or not, there is some law in this book that actually allows sexual expression, rather than killing sexual expression. —
The Supreme Court in Arizona thinks it is perfectly OK for women to bare their upper body in public because breasts are not considered private. —
As long as you can prove to the court without any doubt that you do not have a "lewd intention", you can win the game in Luiz Anna state. "—
N couple in CarlsbadM.
, As long as the curtains are pulled up, they can have sex in the parked car during their lunch break. —
Women in New York can wear no tops in public, unless for "business" reasons.
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She is the author of several books, including touching me there!
Hand guide to your climax hotspot.
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