Last Sunday, through a video chat, my friend Lucia was sharing jokes on her stand
She lives in Barcelona and we start talking about "the vast city ".
"I asked her a moderately stupid question, and I asked everyone who watched the show but didn't live in New York, simply to see if it was interesting from somewhere else, given its focus on the city. "I mean . . .
"When you are them in real life, it's as interesting as I feel," she said . ".
"Like, Ilana's masturbation scene at the beginning of that episode ---
No one has some strange, elaborate masturbation technique "which, of course, puts us in halfhour-
The long discussion about our masturbation habits is very different from each other, which is almost impressive, we have the same genitals and can all reach orgasm.
Obviously, sex and sex are like this: everyone leaves in a unique way because we are all special butterflies.
But that particular butterfly.
Ness continues to masturbate and creates all these differences in the way we get off the bus
Well, that's great.
Neither my friend nor I have used oysters and green lipstick like Ilana Wexler to prepare for "Time Alone", but the lack of commonality is the only thing we have in common in our ceremony --
This is to be expected.
But maybe it's unexpected because we rarely talk about these things.
For this reason, the "wide city" masturbation sequence is very interesting and refreshing.
The scene highlights the fact that personal quirks are the reason for "normal" masturbation, but the way it works makes almost anyone feel comfortable and humorous --
Whether this person's masturbation ceremony is more or less or as complicated.
So when we're alone (or when we have one or more partners watching, maybe even a live webcam audience), open a conversation about how we get off the bus, the salon invites friends and readers to share their masturbation ceremony.
Here are 15 insights from anonymous people from different backgrounds that have been condensed and edited for clarity. 1. I hump.
This is the only way I can reach my climax.
I hate penetration in any form.
I can't reach orgasm by oral sex or by penetration sex.
Yes, I lifted my mattress up. No porn;
I have images in my head.
I really didn't hear too many hunchback people like me. . .
When I did this, I thought of women, but I never thought of myself and a woman who really had sex.
Now, I'm fanatic hump with the mattress, but I'm not a lazy guy: I cover the bed with a towel, wash it, and replace it (and, of course, replace the new one regularly ).
Sure, I'm wearing so many towels, but hey, I think it's my turf. 2.
I use vibrators under a lot of blankets to silence (because I have roommates) and watch porn with headphones.
(My only requirement for porn is the real reaction of any woman in the video.
Bad actress ruined me.
) I will not go under the blanket if my roommate is not at home, but I still use headphones in case my dead relatives pay attention. 3.
I'm a straight woman, but I really need to watch lesbian porn because it's all about men in porn. offs.
Why now I have a vibrator called "butterfly kiss" but it is much louder than any butterfly I have ever seen.
Since I have a male flatmate with a Cypress pattern, it is helpful to play music loudly.
I think it's very interesting to play opera.
My New Year's resolution is to masturbate at least once a week, which may be the reason I often masturbate.
But it also makes me feel lazy.
Like, I'm not a nervous woman, but sometimes I spend hours masturbating and think, "Man, I wish I had spent this time on taxes or other things.
"The best way to masturbate as a woman is to smoke marijuana first.
I think this is a general rule. 4.
I usually watch porn on Tumblr in bed or watch movies sometimes.
I often do this directly, but my favorite time is when I can use my wife's toy.
Whether it's the atmosphere I use on my ass when I get off or anal beads.
Sometimes I taste my own cum.
Also, while I think I'm straight, I have to admit that I have an affinity for MMF porn.
I prefer fantasy to reality.
However, I was really excited about the MMF.
Damn it, I need to add it now! 5.
Turn off the lights or turn on the small lights, the blanket is suspiciously high up to pull to my neck and read porn on my laptop with your hands, just like fear of parents or roommates coming in.
My door is not locked so my ears are very alert.
Recently, instead of being lazy, I have invested in vibrators, and cheap vibrators will soon die and then expensive ones (manufacturers are still slowly replacing them ).
If I was using a vibrator, I would explode the dirt because it would definitely cover up the low hum.
If I take the porn route I watch all sorts of videos about 10 seconds, sick, switch, try another one, switch until I give up and then give up halfway
Do one thing with your heart.
I love the actor moaning or looking like it's complaining (like it's real, not the creepy groaning of weird dead eyes ).
As far as reading is concerned, for some reason I tend to like to take advantage of the plot of power imbalance and deception. 6.
I was lying in bed and reading (not porn ).
I suddenly met a strong image that described the scenery I didn't know about (!
), Which in some way made me think of touching myself.
I put my Kindle down, picked up my laptop, picked up Tumblr GIF porn, then got my Kindle back, set my laptop to screen in my peripheral vision, and lay down.
Continue to the end of my book, I roll Tumblr with my right hand, read with a book on my knee, and touch myself gently with my left hand.
This is a deliberate process.
I read on.
(We are having a lot of conversations about the weather in Tokyo and what to eat for character lunch.
) Continue to scroll through QQ space.
Our fingers and our ass are getting thicker.
) I rushed to drop my Kindle and when I tried to find a good video with my right hand, I started actively attacking my body with my left hand.
Find it quickly because it has bookmarks.
I opened my stomach and stuffed my pillow under my crotch-fuck it --
Imitating human men with pillows --edge dick.
I'm with good people.
Screen, feel silly, then throw yourself into the clit immediatelystimulus bliss. Then it’s over. Sandwich time. 7.
I usually lock the bedroom door and open MTV Jam or other music videos loudly (so my roommate can't hear my loud vibrator) and play porn on my iPad
There are three porn.
The way two girls are with a man or a couple.
I really like the couple taking pictures of the dog style, where you can see this guy's abs when the footage comes from the back.
I have burned three vibrators in the last six years.
It takes 5 to 10 minutes on average, and I always crave chocolate after that. 8.
Okay, let's be honest-
It takes longer and specific technology for a woman to get off.
So, I'll think about these factors as much as I can without revealing what's going on with my husband (of course, he'll want to get involved, but, if I'm not in a mood for sex, just want to get off the bus, I don't want him to participate in the event ).
So, usually in the evening, in the study (where the husband sleeps in the bedroom), there is a wide variety of porn and vibrators.
It gets complicated (and weird) if my cat thinks it's a good opportunity to embrace time ).
I rely on the shower when this happens-
A strong good hand
Hand held shower heads can go a long way while really making sure you are clean there! 9.
The light was on, the door was locked, the TV was on and the headphones were on because I was afraid my roommate would hear it.
Only very rough, degrading (usually bdsm/gangbang) porn works for me and I'm also afraid people will find out.
When my ex bought a vibrator
I broke up with my boyfriend but I found it hard for me to run out of it.
I would rather do my own movement with something hard like a remote control or something else.
Usually, I will back down just before I finish because I like to accumulate and then end up losing it and not being able to finish it completely.
I then wasted a lot of time looking at more porn and tried to open myself up again, but in fact rarely succeeded. 10.
Because of my paranoia, the features of my ceremony have emerged.
I kicked the cat out and closed the door for two reasons: I felt uncomfortable when my cat leaned on my shoulder to watch any fallen movie I was watching, and secondly, because I am often afraid to accidentally train myself in a Pavlov-style way to be awakened by unrelated stimuli, like my cat wiping my legs, or when he looked at me with anger, Jill, accidentally caught his blank gaze. 11.
As a bisexual girl who likes dom/sub, I started watching all kinds of porn.
When I was in contact with someone, girl or man on the camera, I found myself getting particularly excited, no matter what the genitals are.
One of the struggles I 've been through is looking for moral porn.
I was opened up by all the bodies, especially the trans girls, because I do have to do with women and also have a penis to use when having sex.
But the last thing I want to do is enter the slander of transgender people into Bing (which, surprisingly, is the best platform to find porn) to look for something sexy because of the big porn company
So I don't do that because I will keep my integrity at every moment, including when I masturbate.
When rubbing your clit, there is nothing more important than thinking about social justice. 12.
From a bisexual male perspective, it really depends on my mood.
If I work on a computer, usually I dig around on Reddit.
I usually start with stills and end up with/r/nsfw_gifs, but occasionally hang up with stills.
If I was already in bed, I 'd masturbate there-
It's usually a fantasy of someone I know (depending on how I 've interacted with people in the last few days, this person tends to be different ).
As far as I know, there are not many rituals, but I think it may be because I am male. 13.
Masturbation for me is like any other bedtime ritual.
I guess my vibrator goes into my life with no difference from the experience of people who start praying before going to bed every night;
It's a way to connect higher forces, remember my body, remember the important things, and then settle the calm feeling before falling asleep.
Almost every night after I take a shower, I carry a T-
Shirt, collect my vibrator and battery and sit on the bed when I read (nonerotic works).
Sometimes I turn to reading some erotic poetry, but most of my excitement stems from thinking about all sorts of, usually no.
Sexual scene-
Anything that puts me in a state of meditation.
After turning off the lights, I put my hand on all parts of my body and lay on the vibrator. . . voila!
I think masturbation every day is a very lovely way to enrich your life, connect with your body and make sure you never lose sleep. 14.
I almost always masturbate after taking a shower.
Basically, I dry myself, lie in bed, open PornHub, and read a short film about an older person carefully.
That's the finger problem.
I usually skip the video to eat something fun (it's boring me to hit the job ).
There are times when I'm looking for something more penetrating, I'm not going to lie, I 've put condoms on my hair brush handle and used them before.
Nothing fun here. 15.
Lights must be dim.
It used to always include watching porn (Lesbian or S & M), but I was not opened by it anymore.
Playing Bruno Mars's "gorilla" in the replay is a very embarrassing guilt pleasure (sorry, I'm not sorry ).
I try to get off the bus with a hump instead of a hand or vibrator;
I think it's a good practice to try and figure out how to do it above.
But I usually fail because I'm too tired to just turn to the Magic Green vibrator my friend gave me on my 22nd birthday.
Sometimes I would be naked in the bathroom in front of the mirror, with the lights on and looking at myself.
Like Ilana in the vast city: I opened myself up!