So there was a guy walking on the hillside drinking a cup of instant noodles.
No noodles except him-
Liquid balance is very correct so head must be tilted back
Like a dog howling at the moon
Let the noodles move.
Alas, when gravity finally took over, the noodles spread out at once and rushed straight to his face.
So Buddy took off his glasses, in his T-
The shirt, now looks like an explosion used to clean up the Campbell Soup factory.
He kept walking unhurriedly, bravely tilted his head back and took another shot at lunch.
In Victoria, the man is considered a "grab ".
"It was thought of when Victoria was declared Canada's most romantic city on Monday. It’s true.
Just in time for Valentine's Day, Amazon.
Ca has released a list of the most romantic cities in the country
For the fourth consecutive year! —
Victoria topped the list, ahead of North Vancouver, Waterloo and Ont. And Vancouver. (
Nanaimo was in 15, and camloops was in the last place in the top 20;
Obviously the pulp mill is very romantic).
Amazon's ranking is based on online sales of romantic books, movies, music, etc.
The hottest Canada this year
As Christian says, the best seller is gray: Fifty degrees Gray.
In Victoria, most-
The movie purchased is hundred
Hiking, I thought it was about the checkout line for Costco but it turned out to be a rom-com.
"Victoria is among the best in all categories, buying the most romantic novels and relationship books, romantic comedy DVDs, jewelry, romantic CDs and sex --
Amazon said at a news conference. Right, sexual-
Health products.
Battery is not included. But wait.
A second related compilation was released on Monday, which included Victoria in 14 of Canada's sexiest cities. Calgary (! ), Regina (! ! )and Sudbury (! ! ! )
PinkCherry adult toys said the company's annual ranking is based on the company's per capita sales of sex toys, adult novelty products and underwear, although we suspect wind-
Chill may have considered this as well.
Or possibly very low underwearfilled.
In any case, 14 places in a country with 3,643 cities (
The capital accounts for 3,528 of them)
Looks good, but it's still a very dramatic plunge from Victoria's seventh place
Location last year.
What is even more shocking is that PinkCherry touted Colwood as second place
In the sexiest community of the whole dominion in last February, there was no breakthrough in the top 40 this time.
Call me cynical, but I'm not sure how much faith you can put into any list of the sexiest cities that don't include Colwood (
Citizen motto: "What happened in the old gravel pit stays in the old gravel pit ").
When Paris on the West Coast is excluded, we can't help but ask whether PinkCherry's approach has been influenced by peers of the same level.
Like a study in the New England Journal of Medicine, the review was reviewed.
Again, while it is painful to suggest this, it may be argued that Amazon's conclusion is over and, in fact, Victoria is the opposite of Canada's most romantic city.
Not to show that our community is a hotbed of our hearts.
Everything from Amazon.
Michael Bublé records and One-ca SalesHundred-
Foot movies may actually reflect an attempt to make up for the lack of romance.
Given the state of typical noodles-Eat, shirt
Victorian people
An ordinary copy of Clooney, only different.
It seems logical to look for an online alternative.
Being a woman of the opposite sex in Victoria is like being a meat eater in a vegetarian restaurant;
When there is no appetizing thing on the menu, please order some takeout ribs from Romeo's restaurant.
Once again, it must be noted that this is chectolia, where the number of single women far exceeds that of single men.
The 2011 census showed that of the 313,000 of us over the age of 15, 62,380 were single, separated, divorced and widowed men, and 76,885 were women in the same category.
The gender difference was 14,505. Never mind. We’re No. 1, again.
If you don't have a glass of champagne, Victoria, have at least one cup of noodles.