Just before midnight on Friday, in downtown lesburg, a young couple stumbled out of the motorcycle bar in this historic Virginia town --
After the American flag, quaint lampposts, and the cascade of dwarf flower pots
Then head into an alley and fuck like crazy.
A guy with a back cap wobbles towards a certain door.
Then wh slammed on the wall outside of them.
But some people have been freaking out lately: Le Tache, underwear and sex --
A toy shop opened five years ago across the Court Street.
Some residents told the Leesburg Town Council that its presence is belittling the good people of this 257 --year-old city.
Let's take a look.
Because at 11: 30 p. m. m.
Friday is the worst time for the sin shop, right?
So I walked through the country-style American motorcycle bar, walked through the window model, and made models for bodice and lace underwear --
The clothes that cover these plastic bodies are more than many women wear in the pool --and I see it. Knitting.
The clerk is knitting a sweater.
"Hello," she said happily.
I described the slutty I saw floating out of the bar next door, no, none of these people were her customers.
Busy earlier, but mostly elderly couples coming in after dinner.
The clerk, who declined to be named, said Friday night was not their busiest time.
"Monday morning.
Wow, "she said.
"Sometimes, people wait outside before we open the door at 10. m.
I went through the store.
The main part is premium lingerie, not much different from the Victoria Secret you see in almost every mall in the US. The curtained-off sex-
The toy part is certainly more vivid.
But it is also an area where children are not allowed to enter and cannot be seen from the street.
The helpful shop assistant admitted that she often felt like a therapist and was shocked by the customer's problems, myths and misconceptions --often middle-aged couples —
When they arrive at this part of the store.
She answered all their questions patiently.
And their gratitude
They often come back to update her)
Tell her that she has done some valuable work in her community.
She showed me around her best seller.
One is a vibrator for $50.
No, it doesn't make breakfast in the morning for this price.
But it does look stylish from Apple's design store.
She explained the price changes and the battery life. Oh.
She sold out the real hit-
A $250 Wearable toy that can buzz remotely through the app.
This is very popular among the power couples in North Virginia, she said, who are often separated by travel.
Happiness is just an app.
Or have a small device that offers $150 of Fitbit for your lady nether area to remind you to do Kegel exercises with Buzz and keep track of your progress on the app.
Therefore, this is clearly the reason why people were prompted to write to the Leesburg Town Council and to prompt the town officials to visit.
"In fact, the police are visiting because of hookah," said owner Bo Kenney . ".
A woman walked down the street and her grandson saw a hookah in the shop window.
Grandma called the police and said there was a toy.
'Right in front of you, in the window, 'Kenny said.
So they took it away and laughed at the sex of grandma's imaginary Hookah show.
This store is one of the 12 stores owned by Kenny and his wife.
Le Tache has been named "The #1 lingerie and lovers boutique in North Virginia" on its website since 1988 ".
More than 1 million couples toys were sold!
We offer lingerie, toys for couples, spring medicine, lubricating oil, gifts, etc.
"We have nothing but good customers in Leesburg," Kenney said . ".
"There is no negative impact on towns and people. ”Until now.
Town Council members told Leesburg today that they were hit by email
Residents are not satisfied with the Mail that must pass through the window of the store and explain to their children.
"Why do we have to show such a impure and disgusting woman in such a beautiful old town like Leesburg?
A woman wrote to Parliament.
"Please do something ASAP to get rid of this store.
I want to know what else is going on in this building!
"Well, I checked it for you, madam. Knitting.
There is knitting in that building.
Less than a mile from pink folds and push
Up bras is a gun shop with gun butts, Sig Sauer and Glock stickers on display in the window.
This gun shop is located between a Football Association headquarters and a family --
Italian restaurant.
We have not yet seen the town council full of complaints about this side-by-side situation.
But according to gun violence files, 2,480 children were injured or shot this year.
As far as I know-
But maybe I can't find the data in the federal report.
No child was killed in the chest.
Or the pink bus.
Leesburg's lawyers told the writers and town leaders that there was nothing they could do about the underwear store.
Everything sold is completely legal, even if the display offends some people or objectifies women. (
Hey Le Tache, how about someone in the window? )
The bottom line is: unless people stop buying, naughty goods from lesburg will not go anywhere.
As the consumption habits of lesburg's good people show, Sunday morning's formality is far less powerful than Monday morning's sex --toy shopping.