Can someone help buy a pair of "drunk Lesso?
Lazy people all over the world like Airtasker . . . . . . Maybe a little too much?
Source: Getty ImagesAirtasker: great mobile market where anything is possible at the right price.
Founded in 2012 by Tim Fung and Jonathan Lui, Airtasker aims to meet the needs of the most sluggish and unskilled housewives in our country.
Here, leisure travelers in Australia can outsource their mundane and crappy tasks to strangers in exchange for money.
Customers simply post the tasks they need to complete for free, specify how much cash they are willing to give up, and wait for the bid to flood.
The platform has accumulated more than 2 online communities.
5 million people are frantically handing over their tedious household chores to randoms across the country.
Too drunk to move.
You will pay for snacks.
Source: Getty Images when I serve for someone else picking up my trash and washing dishes (
That's why I have a husband)
Airtasker sports inadvertently offer the most lazy schmuck a golden opportunity to further revel in their lethargy state.
I'm not saying it's a bad thing.
I'm just saying, let's take a look at some of the most outrageous requests and have a good laugh together.
The woman who picked up my dog TURDSThis WA offered to pay someone $20 to clean up her backyard.
"There's a lot of shit around that needs to be cleaned up," Baylee said . ".
She even kindly provided photographic evidence of the offending feces that needed to be cleared.
It requires a professional touch, and I know that only idiots do it.
Source: supply but this is the most additional response to this ridiculous post.
In a completely serious, no.
There is no doubt that the bidder described his extensive experience in the dog poop removal business, claiming that he was the best person for the job.
"I'm very experienced in getting rid of shit," Jon wrote . ".
"I only use the best bags and gloves, please assign them immediately ".
Everyone in this deal ignores the fact that they are discussing shit.
Source: The supplier brought me smoke. One of the most common requests on Airtasker is the Old dart run. Usually, the phone
Coming out may come from a completely lazy place, but other times it's due to serious or self
The disease caused.
I am thinking about turning it into a part time job for the price they offer.
A St. Kilda woman offered her $119 to someone who could bring her 40 packs of Bond Street blues because she was too "unwell" to go out and get it herself.
Maybe taking off durian can heal your body.
You can get it yourself next time, but what do I know?
There is nothing better than a pack of cigs that enhances the immune system.
Source: Another avid smoker at Getty images asked for a pack of "mint cigarettes" at the doorstep of Kirkham, new state ".
Normally these will set you back about $38, but this crazy guy is willing to come up with $100 to fix his problem.
But this is a desperate request from a hangover mother. of-
These two have won my deepest sympathy and respect.
Last week, Emily celebrated her birthday and became so blind that she was addicted to one or two homeless people from her friends.
Don't we all do this?
But on a cold, hard day, it was too hard to stand wanting to leave the house to replace a pack of cigarettes from her friend.
"I'm willing to pay $60 for 30 packs of Winfield Optimum SKY Crush instead of getting two kids on the bus," Emily pleaded on Airtasker . ".
Please help Emily for the love of God.
Source: on a close girl night this month, two Brisbane women decided to send us some personal gadgets.
Like any responsible, tech-savvy consumer, their requirements are very specific.
"Buy a cheap rabbit vibrator for up to $80," they wrote . ".
"If they have a classic Rabbit vibrator that's simple, buy that one.
If not, please seek the appropriate alternative from the employee ".
The women also asked for a "bullet atmosphere ".
"Thank you, from two young girls who can't drive.
Can be reimbursed by bank transfer
Thankfully, a lovely middle-aged woman named Leonie served them and promised the girls "I know what you're looking ! "!
"The most interesting thing I have ever done. Thanks ladies.
Have a good evening ".
You're good, Leon.
Leon, don't forget the smell of bullets.
Source: Getty ImagesPEEL my SPUDSPaul just didn't like to deal with his potatoes, so he decided to outsource it to a slightly undrunk person for $25.
"It's too hard to peel and cut potatoes, and I can't do it myself," Paul wrote . ".
Obviously, Paul's punctuation is also incorrect.
Okay, now is the time . . . . . . Oh, oh my God, no, I'll throw it again.
Source: Getty Airtasker ImagesI needs TAMPONSNow what this should be used.
When the time comes, the last thing any woman wants to do is go to the store and buy personal hygiene items.
I 'd rather eat my weight in sour cream and cry over my body pillow, so I feel the woman who sent out a distress signal asking for the following items to be delivered immediately: SASource needs tampon and Mat: supply for revelation?
I like your style, madam.
Thank God our girl is back.
Farhana, give you five stars. Get it, girl.
Source: Getty ImagesCLEAN my vomit Leslie apparently didn't have a stomach to clean up her bathroom sink as it spilled from the bathroom sink the night before for the Christmas break.
Leslie, maybe you shouldn't have a Christmas party in Australia.
"At my Christmas party, my guest sink was a victim of abuse," Leslie wrote . ".
"I need a helper . . . . . . The vomit was cleared for 10 minutes at $60.
"Bring me Tarris now, the warrior needs to send" two Pure Blonde Tarris "to the Gold Coast on Wednesday "?
Now, as a proud Queensland, I happen to know that there is a bottle
O in almost every corner of the Gold Coast, so I don't know what's stopping the guy from actually going outside to buy 750 ml beers.
In addition, their Airtasker attendees appear to be less satisfied with the time spent getting paid for this high order.
After providing the conversation to the customer, Nitin has nothing but irritation.
Source: Please let me know that this guy has too much time and cash on hand.
Do you want to see a joke, friend?
Check out your Airtasker post.
The level of jokes here . . . . . . Doubt.