Here, at the dawn of 2015, men still don't have a sex toy that can be equivalent to the instant fiery love between women and vibrators.
When women like this place
About the repair of their batteries
The lover of business, the poor man of the opposite sex is overwhelmed by all kinds of women.
Like part without body
Yes, yes, some men are satisfied enough with their flesh, and there are occasional happy relationships between men and agreed love dolls, but just like the elusive climax, most men's. . quite. . . there.
But if the enterprising toy maker doesn't keep trying, it's damn.
Look at some female competitors.
Love having sex with things that are not actually women. 1.
The portable vagina in the jar provides soft pink vaginal plastic, which, like many French, can be easily distributed in the jar
Style of green beans.
However, although the canned V has never been completely popular after the product was released
The advantage of the end of the world ("No one Panic!
I have stored radiation shelters with a lot of canned vaginas! ”).
Regarding the reasons for the decline of the product, there is little documentation, but perhaps it is due to the difficulty of placing unwanted fresh canned splooge for recycling.
Quickly completely eliminated the cans and chose open cans
Vaginal tail tube-like apparatus.
It will soon be discarded, which is not only very wasteful, but may lead to a series of destruction.
On the garbage day after use, the heart vaginal tube cries on the side of the road and is then rejected.
(Later, the dystopian future featuring our walls --E-
The descendants of Esque built shelters with a large number of degraded waste tubes.
) Quickie Go also has "mouth" and "ass" versions.
If you buy on Amazon, large shopping sites will recommend you well to buy "Crisco All-
Crispy Vegetables, 2 packs. 2.
Beautiful woman with egg diaphragm hole ass vagina. . . exactly that.
Don't be confused with a completely different big breast beauty hole Big Ass Pussy vagina and vibrating egg, you rube.
To make sure you order the right product, check your box.
It should contain "1 x Pussy.
"In the beauty hole ass vagina with egg vibration, there is a fact that only one of these vaginal supplies can be sold.
Why is there only 1 beauty hole that looks like if you take the time to get out of your vagina
Make machines, you 'd better take out 50 or even 100. 3. Blow-
Sex Up
Up doll is half
Cheap, but there is a reason why we didn't all run to stay with our inflatable enthusiasts/cheap beds, this reason is the seams.
"I felt pain after a beach ball opening," wrote one reviewer who was probably annoyed by $44 . ".
95 sexy flight attendant
"I had to work hard in order for it to be submitted.
"I didn't expect plastic lovers to do this," wrote another $19 reviewer . ".
43 General lovers, thus entering the insignificant group of people who have been defeated --up dolls.
Note: holes on the strike
Upward sex toy sealed with pull label
For hygiene and safety reasons, like plastic strips.
"(Warning: the removed tag may alert the strike-
You two make more than just coffee. )4.
Shopping online is a bit like a Cup Noodle, except that all tastes are "vaginal.
"For those of you who want to use their wank toys to tell some background stories, there are holes that represent brides, virgins (including hymen), and even one with three holes
There's a bite (!
) Mix and match features with a hairy cat's Dynamic Anatomy-ack! —
Voice from the vagina
A hole can be deceived with a variety of accessories including a hole
Take the ass you can stick to the fridge, an unpleasant thing called "saliva lotion" and Uber
Specific odor spray like the wife's underarm.
If the fragrance is important to you, perhaps first of all, the spring listing for special cleaning workers.
As one commenter mentioned
Satiety: after repeated use, it "starts to smell.
"It's very urgent to let go of letting you start it right away," he also notes . ".
This is funny-
No one will laugh except when someone's smelly old flying sky reaches out someone's eyes. 5.
Extreme onahoextreme Onaholes enhances the love of human/machine through a series of shocking moving mechanical components.
Cyclone "has a series of brushes that rotate back and forth on related items.
John Biggs wrote at techcrunch: "Imagine it as a person who wipes shoes for your weenus . " He called the Hurricane "unstoppable ".
The whirlwind sounds Central, like the male equivalent of the strength of Jack Hammer of the wand, so be careful to put anything in it, including your wilners. The top-of-the-
Line VORZE Cyclone costs $566 with 8 "simultaneous stimuli" and 7 customizable speeds/vibrations that can be connected to the computer to sync with the video.
For women who are worried about being replaced by machines, this may be a toy worthy of fear.
No matter how happy we are in bed, we don't like sports.
The speed between our legs rotates the stimulus.
This is probably the best. 6.
Love Doll brothels provide disease-and-sex-trafficking-
Free sex, free fresh replacement holes for every new man.
(The reason why I say "man" is because of this mysterious and Quiet Company and No. Responsive, one-
Double-sided Yin is often not to Safo enthusiasts.
) Love doll brothels challenge the natural trend of humanization.
The dolls sit and wait happily in the hall, although in fact, it is OK to pile them up in the corner.
When that creepy guy comes in, it's hard not to feel bad about the doll he chose.
If you intend to go: watch out for the amazing possibility of the doll head falling off in the middle, according to the video from Vice (NSFW)coitus. 7.
Even though someone predicted we 'd have sex with himand loving—
By 2050, the technology had not yet appeared.
Look at Susie's software and her colleague Harry's hard drive to show off their indeed-quite-
Robot insert technology near a very stylish blue Penn Dutch love seat.
It was especially good that Harry was left on the side, but continued his gloomy air --
Like a sexy woman.
Fish washed ashore
The real dolslook is much better but lacks sport.
It takes a certain degree of comfort to order them, such as "elf ears", "extra face" and "labia repair kit ".
The most gratifying thing is that the price of sexy robots is too expensive.
Suzy and Harry have started. lyin'-
The remote version is $6000-
Touch control
Activation model for $11,299 and high
Real Dollcan sells for $51,000.
If the prices are too high, both Harry and Susie can be rented out, so let's finish.