I have been doing sex editing for 2 years and I have gone from being unable to say the word "sex" in public to chatting casually on the phone
Toys, oral sex and S/M.
I thought I couldn't be embarrassed at last because of sex.
Then I met a vaginal doll and felt like a little girl again.
I never touched sex toys until a few weeks ago.
But I wanted to make a story for them so I asked for help.
A lovely lady from Babeland toys came to the office and in a private room showed me a series of items that would make the sailor blush.
She waved maroon and pink, velvet and satin, like a doctor in the risque song and dance show, the right puppets in anatomy, explaining the variety that we women have-
From clit to G-
Everything between spot and.
Then she showed me each toy and its features.
There is a Hello Kitty vibrator, a cock ring with a dolphin attached
Clit stimulation and rabbit in shape
Promises to grab a girl's shape item where she wants to be caught most.
There is also the waterproof number used by the bathtub and the ergonomic correct design to avoid the wrist tube.
There are too many roads for a girltest.
I realized I needed help.
I envision a group of horny women in the best underwear queuing up to do Consumer Report reviews for me in exchange for some sexy fun.
So I asked some fearless women to masturbate guinea pigs and report back.
Now that the holiday is over, women spend both their gifts and their attention on others, I think it's time to encourage a little emotional selfindulgence.
Babeland's toys and good vibrations are generously provided with toys.
All comments are women who want to be anonymous.
The Fukuoku 9000!
Yesterday, I brought home a new sex toy called Harry Potter's high-
Tech brooms, cheerful deformation of purple bear and vintage bear
An old hipster geek
Time office rubber fingertips.
Fuku 9000 made me laugh even before I opened the package.
I did consider opening it in the company of my boyfriend.
Novelty usually injects new energy. this little purple thing looks novel.
"No matter where your fingers go," said the parcel . ". Anywhere.
I imagined several scenes and rehearsed a joint venture with the little finger vibrator maiden flight in my head.
However, when I was alone behind a closed door, I was determined to turn the initial experience into two people disappearing.
I had to open the package and check what was inside.
Feathers weighing 9000 slide onto any finger.
It is small and smooth, but can be covered with either of the three textured slip stripson covers.
Includes flat panel batteries for watch or camera use.
There is also a small black bag in the package.
(If you want to replace it with genuine leather or your favorite fabric, you will be looking for a case of large soap size.
) This thing is very portable even with spare batteries and covers.
How good is this toy, I can only compare it with other toys I know.
My first vibrator, a Barbie meat with a blurry color and shape, like Ken would never give her, ate the battery at great speed.
It lacks wisdom, grace and charm.
Next, I got the first one.
Hitachi's generation wand, machine Susie Bright, provides "screaming clit hard --
It started in less than a minute.
"The wand is strong enough to give me the last one --
Just before I left the apartment to prepare for the evening, I enjoyed a trembling climax for a minute in the thick jeans fabric.
Since it doesn't run with a battery, its strength doesn't get weaker and weaker like Ken's pink plastic penis.
However, I had to redo my bedroom with an orange extension cord to avoid unplugging the plug from the wall socket in a timely manner.
The sound is also very loud.
I fantasize about the steep road on my motorcycle.
He sat behind me on a bike up the hill and reached out and pulled my zipper with his hand so they could be my own.
In a corner, the roaring Hitachi pig flooded my own rising voice.
The thrill of those moonlit rides was due to fear that my neighbors downstairs would hear huge power tools escorting me on top of the mountain.
The size of my new fingertip toy is completely different.
I groped and found the small power switch, and the 9000 switch survived.
As loud as a happy mosquito.
Turn on some music and wrap yourself in a light blanket, you may use it anywhere and have little chance of being involuntarily discovered.
I concentrated my patience and turned to a leisurely selfseduction.
I used to laugh at the vibrator and ruin a woman and make a human being.
Bionic is useless
I have to admit now that this may be true to me ---
Not for batteries.
Free human contact-
But more subtle, more gentle vibrator.
Earlier in the afternoon I was sitting on the couch with a new Fuku 9000 and I did find myself craving another instead of the one I liked to be.
It may be unfair to compare this clever miniatures to the wand, but I can only judge it based on what I know.
Fuku 9000 is quiet, light and gentle.
It claims to pulse 9,000 times per second and I'm sure it will make a lot of people happy.
I'm not going to give up my noisy old quickie-
This factory, but I will make the 9000 an alternative to a lighter touch and slower speed.
If you are usually satisfied with your skilled fingers and want to have a slight animation of their stroking, this can become a precious toy.
And it's cute.
Hello Kitty and honey bear made of hard foam-
Hello Kitty vibrator is a simple sex toy that has almost no decoration except for the disturbing cute look.
When I showed it socially, my girlfriend's joy and envy for it almost made up for its only one speed discovery.
The smooth sides offer little pleasant friction, and the head itself is a bit clunky.
I also found out there was something wrong with my spirit.
Play closely with the international symbol of lovely youth;
I can't overcome the unpleasant feeling in the photo that I belong to "barely legal", which is definitely not my fantasy.
On the positive side, it is so cute that I have an unprecedented impulse to highlight it on my bedside table.
In the end, it makes a very loud grunt, so I won't recommend it to anyone who doesn't want your close neighbor to know when you say hello to Kitty.
The bear also carries the memory of childhood, giving it an adult spin
The shape of the vibrator reminds people of some honey.
Distribute plastic bottles.
Its surprising detail features (lines etched on the body to indicate the fur, carefully depicted nose) are made of soft pink rubber with its arm bow on the head, ballerinastyle.
When turned on, the little claws trembled up and down, and this movement should give an extra boost to the clit.
I don't know how to manipulate it, so it "grabs" that area all the time without slipping, but the feeling offered is great anyway.
As the body temperature and palm temperature rise, the rubber will warm immediately
The bear is large in size, comfortable to touch and easy to handle.
The available speeds range from surprisingly powerful low rumbling to mandatory fast and intense, and the noise levels that come with them are quite low.
All in all, a very cute bear!
When it comes to the vibrator, I will choose the function instead of the form.
After all, is it really important when it's "there" whether it's a cucumber or something that's anatomical right? What matters to me is whether it helps me to get to where I want to go
My Duckie was a disappointing climax experience.
You can reach a climax by sticking to it, but this is completely an external thing.
This toy is not made for a deeper pleasure.
The biggest downside is that there is no obvious way to hold or use this vibrator and it looks like a small yellow tub. Oh, it's cute --
Make a great party or prank gift-
But for those who pursue orgasm, you can also sit on the washing machine.
Because one of the highlights of this toy is that it is waterproof and if what you are looking for is the fun of the shower, A good water massager and decent water pressure will bring you more joy than your duck.
Whether old or new, I am able to test the old and new best in the world of vibrators.
The traditional penisshaped tiger-
Grrrrreat is a print vibrator (about 8 inch long ).
Powerful, attractive--
It reminds me of Tiger Tony and makes me feel like a girl can do even worse.
Hey, he's wearing that sexy headscarf and he won't bother you with the pre-mental storygirlfriends.
Its smooth surface is easy to grip and feels very clean;
I appreciate that it doesn't have a rubber smell like many vibrators.
However, the sound of it seems to be getting bigger soon.
The new natural contour vibrator also brought me good results.
This is a great product.
The package claims it was "designed in Europe" (not designed by nervous cleaning Americans!
) And "ergonomic design" are very important for those who are trying to avoid wrist tube syndrome.
It's almost silent and has three different speeds.
Its unique and elegant modern styling seems to encourage the experiment-
I am not sure how it was designed, but it is not difficult to achieve, er, success.
Another benefit of this product is: if airport security has a chance to wave your vibrator, this is what you will choose.
"Well, this is my neck break.
"Over 2000, I have to have more than 2000 vibrators.
I am greedy like a magpie. it has the brightest things. The candy-
The pink jelly monument is 7 inch high on a solid black base.
The glittering silver band leads to an attractive spiral of sparkling pearls-sized beads.
It has an outline. It had ridges.
It has a charging rhino.
It whispered in my ear and promised me supersized pleasure.
This is an electric tool for the popular princess. Bling-bling! I took it home.
I checked the pair.
Variable speed control.
The control button on the left starts the rhino buzzing and the little ivory flips high
Speed vibration frenzy.
Turn up to 1 control device to the right, silver beads rotate, pink shaft pendulum;
When it rotates;
It's Christine in the month.
It almost beats. Very Dirrty.
B2k is closing. this is just a dry run.
It seems like a lot of self-commitment, so I recruited help from my boyfriend.
"What" I said, can you help me with this? "It's a bit loud, well" it's very loud, but it has to be fun!
The dog began scratching at the back door in order to get out.
We closed the bedroom door and pushed forward.
Obviously which part of B2k is inside, and I'm sure it would be better for me, at least, to have a charging rhino out there.
The boyfriend turned both controls into one.
Rhino, even with the lowest speed, is too strong for my taste.
I changed from itching to numbness in six seconds. Ouch!
Even when we get off work, things really hold us back.
The spinning beads are too high, or too low, and I don't seem to fit more than 2000 of the beads.
Maybe I'm just a girl in my 90 s.
Boyfriend, never discouraged in this situation, turned me into gyrate and then into Ms Marmalade.
I can hear the dog whining.
"Maybe we should let him out . "
I really want to feel how it looks, all pink, shiny, dazzling, but as the silver beads spin in one way, the contour pink moves towards the other, there is a rhino in the middle charging and I feel like an unbalanced cleaning load.
RrRRRr, rrRRRr.
I smiled at the stupidity of all this, and then I began to laugh.
My boyfriend laughed too.
"Is this right ? " "What" called me Colette. . .
What is a better gift for a female writer than a lovely vibrator?
When I first saw it, I couldn't wait to experiment.
I imagine walking into the bathroom after a wet interview with a hot news producer, or enjoying a mile alone --high-
Club excursions when I have a lot of writing to do on long flights.
When I decided to try it out at home first and then cram it into my briefcase as one of my professional accessories, I soon moaned ---in discomfort. Ouch!
The small vibrator sits at the top of the pen, about half
Inches in diameter.
To make it work, you press it gently, or I think.
But the gentle feeling of my thumb is like the torment of my clit and surroundings.
The lovely sensitivity of that area is not well satisfied by the pressure activated vibrator, the top of the vibrating plastic is too hard and too small, even if there is no pressure, to complete the work.
(I also have some hygiene issues about how to keep this tool clean and fresh, but it was only used once, which is not really a problem.
) My daughter found it and didn't know what it should be used for, just thought it was neat with a vibrating top ---
Put it in her backpack for her friends.
I hope they will never find out what it does. -
This may keep them from masturbating for the rest of their lives! The Wahl 2-
At first glance, the speed of all body massagers, Wahl 2 is nothing sexy
Speed up the whole body massager.
It was clearly packed, no.
Plastic nonsense
We're talking about the fruit in the loom, and there's a picture in the corner of the three women ---
A white man, a black man, a middle-aged man-all jogging.
It's more like advertising hemorrhoids drugs than a promise of sexual gratification unless they jog to a swim party or something in the suburbs. It's white --washing-machine white --
All the accessories look more like a mini
Holding a blender is more than anything you want to hide with shame.
You may put it in the drawer of the kitchen utensils with the egg beater in it and no one will be smarter.
But, man, plug that baby in and let it workzing.
Fire your boyfriend and unplug your phone.
Back to Basics: two speeds, wow, and more wow.
Wally (yes, my nickname is mine) plugs so you don't have to worry about buying a new battery.
There are four or five accessories, and if you are so inclined, you may be able to use it on your back or shoulders to relieve the pressure of the picture promise.
But believe me, you don't think so.
Better yet-
Wally runs quietly so you don't have to do that.
I have high expectations for this rabbit. The extra-all-
Purple gelatin rabbit-
The ear and spin-bead masterpiece of Sex and the city inspired the intervention of the people, because once Charlotte got it, well, she stopped leaving her house.
Visually, this is an amazing thing: purple gel, realistic in design, but presented cute and harmless through the cutting-edge smiley face and rabbit ears on the bottom attachment.
How the visual effect depends on how much you desire the Thumper.
I have been interested in rabbits since I first read "water boat sinking" and I think I will be fine.
The problem is that you need a degree in electrical engineering to determine the control: there are two separate levers, one of which controls the vibrating rabbit (with two lights depending on my taste) and the other controls the spinning beads.
If you speed up, the other one slows down and takes years
The flight training school calibrate the appropriate ratio and properly balance the lever.
Of course, the necessary calculations and ratios are not suitable for crazy abandonment.
However, it looks very cute on your bedside table.
Completely: not fast enough, or not strong enough to guarantee the hype.
It's as practical and uncomfortable as Kelly's Manolo blannix.
Summary on the back of the anal sex video Nina Hartley anal sex guide promises "your anus will always listen to your heart, not your heart.
"I 've never thought about it before, and I really appreciate the level of intentions shown in" one hour --
Long video climax five-Gang bangren
The stars are not passionate, boring, friendly, and yes, very, very careful considering the sensitivity of the area involved.
There is nothing sexy about the video, although the opening teaching lecture (with presentation) provided by Nina Hartley and Anna Mahler (surprisingly indifferent in the doctor's chair) it does provide a lot of useful information, the brain-
Death may not be thought of among us.
Trim nails, for example.
If your partner is screaming "Stop!
"So, well, do that.
If you don't notice, there are a lot of nerve ends below.
Given the general appeal and stiff speech of the participants, it is even more disturbing when you find yourself despite being opened.
I watched the movie with three female friends and after all the jokes we realized we were walking around uncomfortably without looking into each other's eyes and often going to the bathroom.
I have to admit that I have learned something from the video.
Their existence is none of your business.
But overall, it's definitely worth a visit.
Keep repeating the body behind me.
Kiss it, lick it, dip it, suck it.
There, you have enjoyed the fun that this product offers you, just read the box it comes in.
The candy itself is delicious--
But it is also a distinct feature of pop rock.
I 've tried it, and in more sensitive places there is much less pleasure in hissing on the tongue.
Also, when you remember the city legends of pop rock that exploded in people's stomachs, you can freeze.
I think it's a taste of the day after tomorrow.