We live in the sexiest times of all time.
For most of the history, condoms have been hollowed out.
"Luck" means no plague, and even crazier religions insist that even masturbation is a sin (
Although jerking off is literally f * g definition, that is, "enjoy yourself without disturbing anyone ").
Any God who opposes this is a voyeur and a sweepers.
Thanks to the Internet, ordinary modern teenagers have X-ray vision.
We 've realized that the human genitals are like Lego: It's fun to assemble, and if you're tired of all the possible combinations, you can buy extra parts to connect.
But this ability to tighten everything completely has spread to, well, absolutely everything.
For example, after 80 s is not just nostalgia. they are subconscious impulses that have been stable in hormones for 30 years.
Sex has penetrated into science fiction.
As science fiction warns us, when these things get into the real world, the real madness begins.
6 carbon stone twist (
And a real companion cube)
I don't even need to finish this sentence when you feel sexy.
But as evidence that the Internet can do anything, the polarity of Princess Leia's golden bikini has reversed.
They took away something dark rather than bright, completely covered the body and worked equally well for men.
They 've put the scene worship of "frozen in a carbon Stone" and that's how you tell Rule 34 to bow down and suck it.
Especially these vacuum cleaners.
Bed with socket.
Same for users. The vac-
The bed is a complete bondage and proof that even crazy ideas like "connect your nudity to a vacuum cleaner" can work with enough technology.
They are rubber.
Put on clothes that are equivalent to being locked in the stagnant field, except that you can still feel what is happening to you.
The user can breathe through the hose or get vac-
Bed with holes in the face (
We assume that it is accompanied by a suitable one).
Then they added a third dimension to make it impossible.
A few months later, companion cubes became popular online, and a few months later, one day after it became disgusting and over-used, they put new lives into the idea and put
Like a game, it can even choose to get itself through the entrance that seems impossible.
5. The total vigilance is more than 1990. it is predicted that we will use technology to make our memories better in the future.
It was done in 2012.
The most famous part turns out to be triple
Breasted hooker, because it attracted 150% of the attention of teenage boys.
Just to prove that it is possible to mess up any ideas (
Two different ways)
We have sex dolls in Area 51.
Because there is no official license, the standard for Columbia film is
Recent evidence to the contrary).
But trimammaries obviously, the company "you can screw balloons" checked the calendar and realized that some children who experienced puberty in 1990 should now be desperate to make them a product.
In a strange way, it is actually realistic.
Because even though five versions tell us that we are unlikely to find alien life attractive in terms of sex.
If you have already pretended that something is a coma alien captured by the military, then it makes more sense to have a convincing skin, disturbing internal pressure, and a sense of interstellar shame.
No problem with Wh, but it's so low-
The budget plastic bag is the most insulting way to tell your genetic material that never needs it.
It's still not the least sexy inhuman option they offer.
4 small Death Ray combines the design emotion of the Victorian era with the climax of the French poem "la petit morte"
Modern vibration technology.
It's like Mrs Clankington reaped our existing history and built a real sonic screwdriver.
I didn't make up my name ".
"In this sci-fi novel, Jack's last person is a character and she is connecting a very different socket. (
Surprisingly, although this is a perfect name, there is actually no sonic screwdriver sex toy yet.
It explains how doctors get more geek ladies wet at the cosplay convention, not the sprinkler failure. )
Like all the best robotic dice, death ray is fully functional.
So much, it was built to accept the replacement barrel when the original was worn out.
The alternatives to these refractory materials are 6.
75 inch long, gray in bronze or bronze. (
Alas, the size of the genitals is a place where sticking to the metrics rather than the Empire makes you a dick. )
They're still working on the Rogers uranium pistol. (
I can't imagine how they resisted the urge to call it a Uranus pistol. )
There is one person in avatar who deserves the Nobel Prize in law because he finds that you can call things "this is not a blatant XXX.
"This is equivalent to splitting the atom: It's very powerful, it makes everything look silly before.
In fact, when someone can paint themselves blue, write "Avatar" on the cover, and start screwing without being sued, we even have the copyright court, which is strange
The other combination of messing up weird and mess is-themed .
Fleshlights is a polymer
Full flashlight tube.
Both physically and at ridicule, I have no objection to them.
In any case, if you're going to have sex with an inanimate object, it's probably better than bulk --
Buy cotton socks.
If people can spend hundreds more dollars on the collector's edition of helmets, I won't laugh at anyone buying cheaper tools for their tools.
At least the meat lighter is paid for what they can actually put their heads in and screw something instead of being screwed.
It's crazy when you remember that this is a product for people who want to pretend to have sex with alien cats and realize how they meet that demand.
James Cameron achieved this with a dollar special effect. meter screen.
Blue dye for Fleshlight at 10-CM c * k-socket.
Not paying attention to details;
This is a terrible lack of imagination.
If you have already pretended that a tube of plastic is an alien woman from outside the stars who is alive, biocompatible and willing to use both facts on your penis, you really don't need the color
Code to keep this fantasy.
This is worse than a wet dream of a diaper.
From the front, there is a double clit on the outside of the imagination.
Whatever you say to the alien Smurfs
At least they want their second child to be happy.
2 dice beyond your wildest dreams
As we all know, the internet is full of nonsense, but it is not insulting people in the comments section.
Because these chickens are useful, women like them.
I wouldn't say some of my best friends are dildos, but I know a few of my best friends are dildos.
A group of online porn engineers realized that building artificial genitals and then sticking to standard human design is like using virtual reality to simulate watching TV.
The first craft to rise from the depths of the river, only to drop to another depth of the River (
All related to the nether region): The "Mythos.
"It doesn't actually name Cthulhu because:)
You shouldn't have done that;
This is the whole story of Lovecraft. b)
The only thing more terrible than the rational r 'lyehian horror is the same horror plus the earth lawyer.
This may not be the only thing if your mind can't cover the full range of myths.
11 inch long and 2 inch wide (not around --
Opposite, ouch)
This thing is terrible in terms of completely understandable and normal biology. takes it to (Or rather, from)
Stars, provide your choice.
For fantasy todger, as long as you understand that the "fantasy" here does not mean "the tall dark stranger," it means "the giant humanoid dragon, with the dreaded personified penii.
"This is sex science fiction, using 3-
D make printed imaginary Dragon Dice and sell them through a global computer network.
It's like the Internet a company can get without selling a router.
Every product has a complete story and really scary fan art, I mean they all have.
Hammer is the weirdest sex toy ever.
Someone realized that both male and female electrical connectors had adapters and thought, "Why should they have all the fun?
"This is an electronic project, a light show, double.
Orifice, hole adapter and test-your-
One power machine (hole).
Those playground "test your strength" games will only hint at your manhood.
This one shows your online manhood more directly.
But it uses the exact same way to get people's attention: bright lights and flashing colors!
The bulb measures the strength of your grip, illuminating the shaft from the base to the tip. (
For electronics manufacturers, Arduino systems are used. )
The higher intensity will allow people to see the brighter lights and the color of the rotation.
Since the bulb can be inserted into any hole, and the dildo part can be inserted into any hole (
This is the purpose of dildos)
This genital converter has at least nine possible permutations that can work between two people in any gender combination.
If you think you have a pair that doesn't work, you really don't think hard enough.
Or work hard enough.
Hammer can help anyway.
This is also the best response to anyone who wants to turn off the lights before making love.
In movies, rigid science fiction
Fi sexbot uses electronic devices to make it easier for men to screw women.
This reverses this polarity.
To maximize the intelligence quotient of nerds, the inventor and demonstrator of the toy maker Project, Christine Stubbs, wore the captain's hammer T-shirt while .
But given that she has built a large electronic system designed to let everyone see how big and how bright her Dick is, she's really more of an Iron Man.
"I want a glowing penis, so I made one," said this sexy Tony Stark.
This is a real problem.
Attitude to solve: even if you have to do it yourself, get it and enjoy it.