As a not-particularly-high-
Flight reporter, I have received some fragile press releases.
"Celebrate Prince Charles's birthday with Cillit Bang", "there are only 40 shopping days away from Christmas-here are some thrush creams!
"The survey shows people hate the survey", which is an unacceptable nonsense.
This week, however, my eyes were drawn to an email buzzing with the subject line "Pulse: The world's most innovative capping.
"The most innovative "?
Is there any other guybrator still using steam power and floppy disks in the past?
The pulse looks like a slate-gray PC mouse, but is supposedly a "revolutionary male vibrator" and "the first male oscillating toy in the world ".
Retail price of 69 (“LOL”)
Through a website called hotoctopuss
That makes me suspect it's a spoof, but obviously it's not.
In any case, this is not the time and place to debate the achievements of the Gabler.
At least until I have saved 69 (plus £3. 99 p&p ).
But it does remind me of the annoying trend of unpaid male prefixes.
This is a convenient term table-a dick
You will also be annoyed if you like . . . . . . A Hollywood blockbuster for men.
Opposite the "chicken Movie.
There is usually a combination of some guns/Combat/clothing exposed women/gross
Humorous Jason Statham
It's not.
Why is the iPhone camera a stain on our time Quiz: How Manly are you?
Are you a hipster?
Bromance, a term for male friendship, makes Americans sound annoyed, "ironic" unnecessarily, a bit gay.
Brostep A sub-
Type of Dubstep, "brostep" is usually American, stupid, more positive, lower soul, higher beats per minute, "wub", "womp" and hip-
A sample of vocal music.
"What is this racket?
Anyone over 30 years old.
Little Chicken written by men for men and men, usually the theme is very complicated.
Nick Hornby, David Nichols, Mike Gale and Tony Parsons are outstanding practitioners.
Ironically, Dick Francis is not.
The story about a boy is adapted from Nick Hornby's novel Dudefood Posh of the same name: hamburgers, hot dogs, pizza, fried chicken, barbecue.
Usually American, described as "dirty" and stripped
Surrounding environment such as street food carts or "pop-up.
But don't let me start again.
Male vibrator.
Hopefully there's a guy named Guy Blatter whose life is now ruined.
Men's eyeliner.
In recent years, it has been welcomed by the Russell Brand, Brandon falls, Noel Fillin, and Gothic/emo types.
However, parking in the office is still a bit tricky for regular men.
Heavy male cleavage, deep V-
Shirt or sweater, nothing under it.
Boys Band admirers, Berks and Peter Andre who think they are "buff (
He loves his baby, you know. .
Mandles have two meanings: one is a scented candle for men and the other is a men's sandals.
Both are a little lame.
Male flu.
Or, as women will argue, we will make a fuss about a common cold.
But that's not the case. it's really serious.
Threats, honesty.
Deliver the greatest power and compassion.
Grooming or removal of male body hair.
The whole semester is (or should be)
"Landscape Gardening" involving trimming bushes ".
Popular trends in sports culture and online pornography.
As Dr Evil said in the first Austin Bowles film: "There is nothing better than a short burdock.
Amazing.
I suggest you try it.
"Manskara more
Suitable for urban men.
See also the hidden ones known as "disguys.
Don't be confused by Chapstick, though.
This is not lipstick for chaps. Or is it?
Manspling condescending explanation, from men to women, assuming they are completely ignorant, with a "you go, sugar tits, but, don't worry about your pretty little head.
Ladies like this. (They hate this. )
Men's leggings.
More important than super.
Skinny jeans that look like you accidentally went out in your autumn pants or a lady's warm tights.
For the scrawled young hipsters
They look silly, too.
Heard any more?
Do you want makeup?
The comment box below is for this.
Or I like to call it a comment box. Right, guys? Oh. They’ve gone.