What is the shelf life of the clearance sale shirt?
What is the expiration date of the Grindr connection?
Is potatoes a carbohydrate?
Are you a carbohydrate if you feel like a potato?
Do you need to get rid of the habit of junk food on the side of the road (No pun intended)?
Is Moccasins better than brogues?
What is more important is Fugue?
You always have a lot of problems when you are gay.
When you are not full of selfdoubt, that is)
"But this is 2018, some issues, though basic, but" is always more important than others.
Take a few of them as examples.
Don't know if you are> top or> bottom?
Do you think it's rude?
Very inappropriate)
When someone asks you if you're a slave?
Do you always wonder why your friends laugh at you when you say you like vanilla?
Are you surprised that people will like otters so much?
What's more, what is otters?
This is 2018. it's time for you to keep up with the times.
Whether you're a foreignerand-
Proud gay manthe-
Novice closet, your gay slang dictionary will always be as rich as your black boy little book.
So the next time someone tells you that they know "your dad's charm is right", here are some gay slang words that help you understand what they really mean.
Bear: A Sea man of a larger age and wider range different from the person with the same name as him, does not need to sleep.
> Beef cake: a gay guy who spends most of his time in the gym and the rest of his time laterworkout shakes.
> BJ: bl * wjob, or when someone wants bl * wjob to sound cool.
> Bottom: accepting sexual partners;
Also known as "people who like to take it ".
> Buns: ass, or when someone wants to be cute about your ass.
> Chubby chaser: a gay man who likes his sexual partner as if he liked his pillow.
C * cksicle: BJ again.
Or when someone tries to make the bl * wjob sound cooler but fails miserably.
"It's usually in the bathroom, bar or sometimes, even next to the street light on the corner so you can regret it the next morning.
Cub: the young version of the bear, heavier than the otter.
Physical problems may or may not be handled.
> Dad: a older, mature man who likes his old Scottish man and his boy, young.
> Chasing dad: a gay man who likes his partner, older and richer, but not necessarily smarter.
> Caution: a man who is in a relationship or in denial and wants sex to be on one side.
> Dom/Dominant/Master: a gay man who likes to play "who's boss? ' in bed.
Sex toys may or may not be involved.
> Fann** t: It's a rude thing to call gay.
> Fairy: It's another rude thing to call homosexuality.
> Hershey Highway: when someone wants to make anal sex sound more popular.
> Iron Closet: A gay man who so denies his sexual orientation may never walk out of the closet.
> Quirky: anything that is not> vanilla but Peach apricot with hazelnut.
> Looking for the network: someone who travels a lot and is looking for a vacation trip.
He won't call you back again. >NSA: No-strings-
Casual sex that does not involve feelings or farewell messages.
Otter: a thinner, younger bear.
Nothing to do with animals.
> Bottom of Power: act like he's the bottom of the top. >Poz: An out-and-
Proud HIV-positive men are doing things that many men don't tell us about his condition.
> Slam: when someone wants to hum an MDMA from your navel.
> Obedience/slave: a gay man who likes to be led by his nose in bed. (
Do not be confused with derogatory terms used in previous periods in the United States
Civil rights era. )
> Closet: when you're not out there, you put all the ridiculously expensive clothes, comfortable wool and yourself in one place.
In other words, a gay man who didn't tell anyone that he was gay.
It can be a competitive sport when you kiss someone so fiercely.
> Top: insert sexual partner;
Also known as "people who like to put it ".
A gay man who is younger, smoother, and more proud.
> Vanilla: someone who likes his sex like he likes his family values, traditional.
> Versatile: a gay person who likes it in both directions, but the secret is a bottom.
Wolf: A furry gay man, not a bear or an otter, but floating somewhere between the two.
Also, if you ask him too, it may not be howling at the moon.
Yestergay: now call yourself a straight gay. But is not.