There was a time when you ignored it-because your own sex life was fun and not working.
But someone has provided you with a fantastic sex toy that you can\'t resist; so you do it.
Then other companies saw it, so they wanted to send you their stuff too.
You are running one before you know it, and your postman starts holding packages at the door of the house in suspicious shape like huge dog toys, but when you put them down, the packages are buzzing
When people hear that sex toys are a legitimate part of my professional life, they usually think that my workday is to have a good time in bed-but not that simple.
That\'s why reviewing sex toys may not be the perfect career you think.
Given the limitations of the human body, it is possible to design only so many different sexual toys.
Occasionally, a company will come up with something that is truly innovative.
This doesn\'t happen very often, but when it happens, you throw yourself on it, just like you just received a glass of water after a week in the desert.
But when you try, you suddenly think that most of the sex toys look similar because the best design has been invented.
You can\'t see a lot of different because different ones don\'t usually work either.
You develop the habit of checking everything to improve efficiency and quality-even if you are not --duty.
I swear I can get the perfect climax of the design.
Guaranteeing the toy\'s presence rather than rushing to the bedroom in the afternoon, I just sat down to check the quality of its power connection and to check if the different vibration options are easy to use.
My personal favorite thing is not necessarily unusual, but working with sex toys means I have enough time to figure out what works for me.
In my current collection, the best one is the beauty I made myself when I recently spent.
You soon learned to pick people who do one thing and do it well-assuming I used to stop because of an excessive orgasm, they must dig my things out of my cold, dead hands.
It\'s easy when you just get one or two personality toys-they\'re tucked into a drawer by the bed.
But what if you have a 20 or 30 year old and I have a stand in my bedroom that holds 24 rabbit vibrators at the last count?
More than six months ago, the clothes in my wardrobe were emptied in order to make room for the review inventory as it was not entirely a child
Lots of graphics friendly
A box with illustrations on the dresser.
I work in an office in the corner of my bedroom, sitting at my desk the other day, and my youngest son comes upstairs to talk to me.
As we chatted, I happened to take a look down and realized that there was a courier sitting at my feet recently.
Suggested I tried to play a double.
Before dildo noticed, he ended under the table.
The first time I need to send an item to another reviewer (
After all, I don\'t always have the necessary \"equipment\" to review some of the items as a woman)
, I am happy to walk to the post office with my neatly packed anonymous package, only to find that you have to tell the person behind the counter what you are mailing.
I choked and then whispered \"Well, this is a novelty project for adults\" while trying not to admit the sniper standing in line behind me.
It didn\'t take me long to realize that actually, it was much more fun to stride over to the counter and announce \"sex toys, no batteries\" on the glass partition.
But you have no choice because the deadline is coming and you need to write \"24 ways\" before lunch time \".
A review is like any other job and sometimes it has to be done whether you like it or not.
When I first started reviewing toys, my boyfriend thought he was dead and went to the sexy paradise.
These days, when he stayed at home, he carefully checked the open carton in the bedroom first-in case I expected him to try something from the nervous system --
When what he really wants is a movie and an early morning without plugging anything into power, he feels pain and pain.
I rarely pay for reviews because I don\'t want people to think I\'m praising something just because I\'m being paid.
I would say that if I liked a product and if I didn\'t, I would take this opportunity to explain why.
Some reviewers do get paid-the vast majority of people are still very vocal about what they do and don\'t like-but I prefer freedom not to be bound by the company.
My main profession is freelance writer-the review is an interesting sideline that helps me stay in touch with the industry I love.
This revelation has always disappointed those who thought I would try dildos while rolling in bed.
Not many people can legally spend an afternoon in bed in the name of research.
This also means that when a friend wants a suggestion to buy a sex toy, I am their first port of help as I am happy to give advice based on personal experience.
Really interesting!
I \'ve always thought that people can and should make more use of their sex life, and if I can have fun while helping others enjoy their lives, hopefully, then it\'s a full victory.